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 Piaggio Vespa Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | A certain kind of man drives a scooter. Is that you? | |
 Piaggio Vespa Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | A certain kind of man looks at a scooter and thinks "it's fine, but it doesn't reflect how unique I am - it needs some interesting mod options". If that's you (it is) then don't fret, your minute-long search has finally come to an end. | |
 Peterbilt 362 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Like a cinder block to the jaw or an impending meteor strike, the blank stare of the Hauler Custom speaks the universal language of pitiless strength. | |
 Peterbilt 359 EXHD Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | If freedom had six wheels, a diesel engine and reinforced bodywork this is probably what it would look like. | |
 Peterbilt 359 EXHD Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Every trucker's been there: you've held down your air horn for ten minutes straight, and still the solar-powered eco-cart in front of you is sticking to the speed limit. Thanks to the Phantom, their reign of tyranny ends where your 20-foot, easy-wipe steel wedge begins. Let freedom ring. | |
 Pagani Huayra Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Osiris drivers boast the shortest average life expectancy of any consumer demographic of America. They live, briefly, in a world of bygone opulence and hyper-modern engineering. The 0.3 seconds between leaving the showroom and arriving at their first corner are the most exhilarating blur in their short, short lives. Only the stupidly rich need sign up to the waiting list. | |
 Oshkosh M977 HEMTT Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Remember your old flatbed truck? This is nothing like that. The Wastelander could carry your old flatbed truck across the surface of Mars without using even half the travel on its mile-high, man-eating suspension. Stick a few heavily armed friends in the back and it's time for some good, wholesome fun. | |
 Orange County Choppers Original Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Join the almost hubless revolution and get a hole in your wallet as big as the one in your back wheel. Nothing says weekend warrior like this custom chopper, khakis, and a leather jacket. | |
 Orange County Choppers 20th Anniversary Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | OK, so it's not technically road legal. Or even vaguely safe. And with those forks you better get good at three point turns. But if you can get past all that you can cruise straight into your Goth biker death cult of choice. | |
 Orange County Choppers 20th Anniversary Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Something deep within the American psyche cries out to do 100mph in a glorified lounge chair, and dammit if LCC aren't going to answer the call when they hear it. Don't get too comfy though, cos the engine sounds like it's gargling rocks and your left ankle is never more than a few inches from an open flybelt. | |
 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Tricking out a near-perfect muscle car like the Sabre is a fine art. A mainstream mod shop won't understand that its deafening wheelspin isn't inefficient - it's the foreplay a car like this requires. Its brakes aren't dangerously unresponsive, they're smooth and gradual. The lack of protection isn't careless, it's thrilling. Luckily for you, here at Benny's we can serve a whole lot of style without adding one tiny bit of substance. It's what a car this stupid deserves. | |
 Oldsmobile 442 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Get 'em while they're hot. The classic Stallion muscle car's been imported from Liberty City to Los Santos. You might find some baggies or baggy rubbers tucked into the back seat, but that's part of this lady's charm. She's a dime | |
 OBRUM PL-01 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Did you know that if this country took all the money it spends on schools, civic infrastructure and space exploration, and invested it in military R&D, we could produce some really innovative tank designs? The Khanjali is a loud, fast wakeup call to get our priorities straight. And with the kind of upgrades this thing has available, you better hope we're listening. Please note: This vehicle must be stored in a personal facility and can be modified at the Facility Vehicle Workshop. | |
 Nissan Stagea Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Reputed to be the safest car ever made, this classic Vulcar station wagon has been the vehicle of choice for really terrible drivers for 20 years. The closest thing you'll ever get to a tank for under $10k. | |
 Nissan Skyline GT-R Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | At some point, anyone who's anyone in Los Santos has looked out over a ten-car garage full of nothing but stock Elegies and wondered what the hell they're doing with their life. Well, thanks to Benny you can wonder no more: now every one of those beauties is a nostalgia-fueled, mod-drenched, early 90s retro custom classic just waiting to happen. | |
 Nissan Skyline Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The legendary Swedish four door sedan. All the boxy design of a 1980s Vulcar, with none of the reliability. For lovers of tight jeans, micro breweries, and 70s cop shows. | |
 Nissan GT-R Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Born in the fires of Mt. Fuji and tested on some German toll road, you can finally legally own this legendary supercar without the fear of having your door kicked in by the FIB because they'd rather crush import cars than catch terrorists | |
 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The perfect car to go with your flesh tunnel earrings, frosted spikes, and oversize jeans. Buy this and you'll never fail to be mistaken for a small town drug dealer again. This edition helps prevent a mistake turning into a tragedy with armor plating. | |
 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The perfect car to go with your flesh tunnel earrings, frosted spikes, and oversize jeans. Buy this and you'll never fail to be mistaken for a small town drug dealer again. | |
 Mitsubishi Eclipse Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | High performance compact car for the kind of person who drifts around corners with a baby seat in the back. Recently discontinued, so may be worth waiting a decade or so for it to become ironic cool. | |
 MINI Cooper S Cabrio Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | A favorite in Mirror Park, this sporty little guy is easy to park. Great handling, anti-lock brakes, and a stereo that only plays power pop hits. Ironically. Go team! | |
 Buick Sedanette Custom Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Hermes is more legend than automobile. When all those 1960s classic muscle cars were still in diapers, the Hermes was already crawling down Eclipse Boulevard leaving a trail of unfiltered cigarettes and misogyny in its wake. With that kind of canvas you can paint a seriously offensive painting – and trust us, that eye-watering paint job is just the start. | |
 Meyers Manx Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | A compact, lightweight, off-road recreational vehicle, BF likes to pitch the Bifta as the world's original dune buggy (i.e. They forgot to patent the design so the market's now flooded with carbon copies from other manufacturers. | |
 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Roadster Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | This is luxury reasserted. Right in your neighbour's face. Boom. You like that. That's right, you are better than him, and you could have his wife if you wanted. Try it on with her as soon as she sees this ride. You'll be a double benefactor | |
 Mercedes-Benz SL 65 AMG Black Series Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | This entry-level luxury car is for entry-level type guys - salesmen, marketing dorks, people at tech companies who want to feel like they've made it but they never really will. Show people what kind of man you want to be | |
 Mercedes-Benz GL Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Poised delicately between BAWSAQ chic and bone-crunching utility, the Benefactor XLS is every car to everyone. Whether you're attending a board meeting halfway up a rugged cliff face or ferrying humane remains out of your place of work, it's reassuring to know the Germans have got your back. Armored version available, obviously. | |
 Mercedes-Benz GL Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Poised delicately between BAWSAQ chic and bone-crunching utility, the Benefactor XLS is every car to everyone. Whether you're attending a board meeting halfway up a rugged cliff face or ferrying humane remains out of your place of work, it's reassuring to know the Germans have got your back. Armored version available, obviously. | |
 Mercedes-Benz G 63 AMG 6x6 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Is it an SUV? Is it a muscle car? Is it serious military hardware for the oligarch market? It's all of the above with six wheels and a bulletproof shell (if you pay for the extras). No dictator or business leader should be seen without it. | |
 Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Say what you will about the Germans - they know luxury. And their economy is the only one worth a crap in Europe. This model has all kinds of extras - too many to list for legal reasons. | |
 Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse All-Terrain Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Look in the mirror and what do you see? Is it a flabby, pallid investment manager with a solitary sex life and spiraling personal debts? It's OK, you don't need to answer that - you're only seeing this ad because we've datamined your Lifeinvader profile. And statistically, we know your next step is going to be the impulsive purchase of a 4x4 that you'll never take out of the city - which is where the Streiter comes in. | |
 Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse Stretched Limousine Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Bored during rush hour? Need to make an impression when a dictator is in town? Sick of having to choose between a comfort and status of a limousine and the sheer utility of an Armored Personnel Carrier? German engineering once again provides the kind of efficient, goal-oriented solution the modern businessman needs by sticking a minigun on top of a stretch limo. It's obvious once you see it. | |
 Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Good-looking yet utilitarian, sexy yet asexual, slender yet terrifyingly powerful, the Schafter is German engineering at its very finest. | |
 Mercedes-Benz E 63 AMG Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schafter screams corporate anonymity just as much as its predecessor, so to justify the massive price hike we've thrown in a few flourishes and a plush interior where you can screw your secretary's secretary in comfort. Armored edition available. | |
 Mercedes-Benz E 63 AMG Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schafter screams corporate anonymity just as much as its predecessor, so to justify the massive price hike we've thrown in a few flourishes and a plush interior where you can screw your secretary's secretary in comfort. Armored edition available. | |
 Mercedes-Benz E 63 AMG Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schafter screams corporate anonymity just as much as its predecessor, so to justify the massive price hike we've thrown in a few flourishes and a plush interior where you can screw your secretary's secretary in comfort. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available | |
 Mercedes-Benz E 63 AMG Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schafter screams corporate anonymity just as much as its predecessor, so to justify the massive price hike we've thrown in a few flourishes and a plush interior where you can screw your secretary's secretary in comfort. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available. | |
 Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupé Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | This Stirling GT is a landmark of Germany's proud history of helping flabby, self-loathing businessmen pretend they're Grand Prix drivers... for two minutes between freeway traffic jams. It's a tradition that's been around for at least sixty years, so while it's still pathetic, at least it got there first. | |
 Mercedes-Benz Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | What's known in the trade as a 'drug dealers car'. 1990s luxury German four door sedan turned 2010s roving depot for stepped-on cocaine. Expect to get stopped by the cops and stuck up by junkies | |
 McLaren P1 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Tell your liberal neighbors you bought the Progen for its 'fuel efficiency' and reduced 'carbon' emissions, when you really got it because they hooked an electric motor to a twin-turbocharged V8 engine just to give it extra juice. Like a toaster in a bathtub, this is a dangerous synthesis of technologies old and new. Be progressive in the only real sense of the word. | |
 McLaren F1 GTR Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Originally designed as a road-legal confidence booster for the wealthy but poorly endowed, the Tyrus found its true calling elsewhere. It didn't just beat its race-tuned rivals - it serially teabagged them across every endurance grand prix in competitive motorsport. Which is particularly good for you, because you can pretend this isn't all about your tiny, tiny package. | |
 McLaren F1 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Seasons will change, fashions will come and go, economies will tank, the wholesome popstars of today will be leaking their own bondage tapes tomorrow - but the GP1 will always remain. This is what defined supercars for a generation, perhaps for all time: as pure and flawless as the smile of a newborn, or a crystal of perfectly refined meth, or the smile of a newborn experiencing perfectly refined meth. | |
 McLaren 570S Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Lithe, focused, aggressive: if you've ever made passionate love to an angry jungle cat, you'll have an inkling of what it's like to take Progen's new Itali GTB out for a gentle spin. And if you've ever made passionate love to a stripped down, track-ready jungle cat with a massive rear spoiler, you'll have some idea of what Benny can do to this thing. | |
 Mazda RX-3 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Back in the 70s, the Savestra was the car your parents banned from the house after it pissed engine oil on the carpet and dry-humped your dad's Schafter. Taking all the power and presence of a big American sports car and boiling them down to a concentrated dose of rage, this little pit bull is the perfect candidate for a whole suite of brutal mod options, including a light machine gun or two. Please note: Weapon modifications can only be applied at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operations Center | |
 Mazda 787B Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Fresh from baffling onlookers across the GT circuit, the experimental prototype from Annis is now on limited commercial sale. In a revolutionary design process, Japan's finest artisans, engineers, aeronautics experts, martial artists and chefs have come together to product a seamless extension of your delusions of edginess and accomplishment. | |
 MAZ 543 M Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | This was built for one thing, and one thing only. If you want to get anywhere quickly, you're in the wrong place. If you want to go off-road, look elsewhere. If you want something inconspicuous, move right along. But if your heart's desire is to stay very still while you launch enough heat-seeking missiles to reignite the Cold War, then buckle up. The Chernobog is very, very news indeed Please note: This vehicle must be stored in a personal facility and can be modified at the Facility Vehicle Workshop. | |
 Maybach 62 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The original Cog Cabrio was a landmark in bringing luxury grand tourers to a wider market, which explains why every five-figure broker with a pinstripe suit and a history of sexual assault has one. Invest in this new four-door model, with more headroom and a plush interior, and you should stand out of the crowd for at least another couple of months. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available. | |
 Maybach 62 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The original Cog Cabrio was a landmark in bringing luxury grand tourers to a wider market, which explains why every five-figure broker with a pinstripe suit and a history of sexual assault has one. Invest in this new four-door model, with more headroom and a plush interior, and you should stand out of the crowd for at least another couple of months. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available. | |
 Maserati Quattroporte Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | An Italian luxury car company founded in Bologna at the beginning of the 20th Century that focused on racing cars. Having failed to win many Grand Prix, they focused on making sports cars that impress vapid women. They've done this exceptionally well. | |
 Maserati GranCabrio Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The GT is a 2-door convertible variant of the standard Felon because nothing puts the damper on a midlife crisis quicker than a pair of screaming kids in the back seat. -- Last edit: 2018-04-12 17:52:00 | |
 Maserati Alfieri Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | From Los Santos to Nowhere, USA this updated classic's looks, power, heritage and exclusivity will turn heads and open legs (opening legs not guaranteed). It's as conspicuous as consumption gets, and you don't care. Actually, you probably do care or you wouldn't be thinking about buying it. |
