|Knight Industries 2000 Pontiac Trans Am|
|It's better looking than you. It can fire machine guns and rocket launchers more accurately than you. It can jump higher than you and it's always got a parachute. Your mother prefers its company to yours. You know what they say: if you can't beat it, own it, and pray people don't notice that all your belongings are cooler than you are.|
Note, the production model of this vehicle has a reduced missile capacity
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