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MAZ 543 M Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:53	This was built for one thing, and one thing only. If you want to get anywhere quickly, you're in the wrong place. If you want to go off-road, look elsewhere. If you want something inconspicuous, move right along. But if your heart's desire is to stay very still while you launch enough heat-seeking missiles to reignite the Cold War, then buckle up. The Chernobog is very, very news indeed Please note: This vehicle must be stored in a personal facility and can be modified at the Facility Vehicle Workshop.
Maybach 62 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:52	The original Cog Cabrio was a landmark in bringing luxury grand tourers to a wider market, which explains why every five-figure broker with a pinstripe suit and a history of sexual assault has one. Invest in this new four-door model, with more headroom and a plush interior, and you should stand out of the crowd for at least another couple of months. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available.
Maybach 62 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:52	The original Cog Cabrio was a landmark in bringing luxury grand tourers to a wider market, which explains why every five-figure broker with a pinstripe suit and a history of sexual assault has one. Invest in this new four-door model, with more headroom and a plush interior, and you should stand out of the crowd for at least another couple of months. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available.
Maserati Quattroporte Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:51	An Italian luxury car company founded in Bologna at the beginning of the 20th Century that focused on racing cars. Having failed to win many Grand Prix, they focused on making sports cars that impress vapid women. They've done this exceptionally well.
Maserati GranCabrio Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:50	The GT is a 2-door convertible variant of the standard Felon because nothing puts the damper on a midlife crisis quicker than a pair of screaming kids in the back seat. -- Last edit: 2018-04-12 17:52:00
Maserati Alfieri Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:49	From Los Santos to Nowhere, USA this updated classic's looks, power, heritage and exclusivity will turn heads and open legs (opening legs not guaranteed). It's as conspicuous as consumption gets, and you don't care. Actually, you probably do care or you wouldn't be thinking about buying it.
Maserati 3500 GT Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:49	Good looking and liable to explode at any moment - the only way this could be more of an Italian stereotype would be if it had mommy issues. The Casco is a 50s classic for polymaths and pederasts.
MAN TGA Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:48	It's probably never occurred to you to enter an offroad marathon in 20,000 pounds of turbo-charged box truck. But now you know everything you need to, it's clearly a fantastic idea. Trust your instincts.
MAN TGS Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:48	There comes a time in everyone's life when you and your extended family needs to freight over 10 tons of delicate merchandise through the heart of a civil war. And when that time comes, there's only one choice. And for all the other times, it's great in traffic.
Ferrari Xezri Concept Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:45	Try to relax. There's a first time for everyone. You take another furtive glance at those ravishing curves, and feel faint with desire. Suddenly it doesn't matter how rich you are: this time, you're out of your league. Your mouth is dry. Your pants, sodden. And then it happens: the doors glide open, you take your seat, and nothing is ever the same again. There's no going back. Welcome to Visione.
Custom Made Ferrari F80 Concept Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:45	The cause of more UFO sightings across San Andreas than any other production vehicle of the decade, the Proto is the kind of concept car you get when your head of R&D is an 8 year old child with a stack of comics and a bowlful of MDMA. The future is here.
Nissan Skyline Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:44	Don't miss this opportunity to snap up a Classic Stratum station wagon at a bargain price. A short-lived Zirconium model that was plagued with bad reviews... Or as we like to call it, Limited Edition!
Lotus Esprit Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:44	It's a rare car that allows you to be perfectly composed, effortlessly suave and extraordinarily violent all at the same time - and yet, somehow, the Ardent does all that and more. Behind the wheel of this masterpiece there's nothing you can't do: lose your pursuers, pop the dual machine guns, gun down the survivors, drop a pithy remark, open the champagne, have a quickie, drive into the sea, realize you've made a terrible mistake, and swiftly drown.
Lotus C-01 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:44	Nagasaki's spaceflight division is responsible for some of the most stylish and combustible designs ever to crash into the Atlantic. So when the same team put together a motorcycle prototype, you can be sure it'll break rules, skulls and bank accounts from the minute it goes on sale. Note: the production model has had all offensive and defensive capabilities decommissioned, including the energy trail
Local Motors Rally Fighter Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:43	You want to do a cross-desert rally raid, but none of the 4x4s on offer will make you look like enough of a rich douchebag? Well, we've got the car for you. Part racer, part off-roader, all asshole with a large dollop of suspension. You won't know if you're crushing protected wilderness or the bones of the underpriviledged under your deep-tread, titanium, reinforced tires. This is the natural order of things.
Lincoln Continental Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:41	Whether you're planning a game of tennis, an orgy, a (literal) bloodbath or all of the above, there's ample room for it behind the tinted, sound-proof windows of this true American classic. Pop the trunk to find a built in power hose, custom-engineered to remove blood, fecal matter and regret from the panda-belly leather interiors. The choice of the statesman.
Lexus LF-LC GT Vision Gran Turismo Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:41	Every once in a while, a car breaks all the rules. It's cutting edge and timeless. It performs exquisitely on the road and effortlessly on the track. It perfectly embodies both your colossal vanity and your desperate insecurity. More than the sum of its parts, the ETR1 is the only car you will ever need to be able to afford again.
Lexus IS 300 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:40	For a wide-eyed junior exec in the late 90s nothing said "I can almost afford to buy European" like the Karin Sultan. These days you're an angry middle aged, pre-diabetic, wannabe rally driver, but the Sultan is still your best friend: with your money and our expertise, this could become the high-octane racer you dreamed of as a teenager and still have no idea how to drive. Eligible for customization at Benny's Original Motor Works.
Lincoln Town Car Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:40	Is there a more iconic town car than the Washington? Own a piece of livery history! (Just don't loiter for too long at traffic lights or someone will get in the back and ask you to take them to the airport)
Lincoln Town Car Stretched Limousine Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:39	Who doesn't want their own limousine? Possibly the least practical car for navigating a gridlocked urban metropolis but, slap a stripper pole and a margarita machine in the back, and you won't care if your driver takes 3 hours to find a parking space
Lincoln Continental Mark V Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:38	After hours of crate digging, you know when they've found the perfect sample to butcher on your latest EDM track. This is that record. Remix culture meets auto culture with the Virgo, a car that's already lower and slower than any road-certified vehicle can afford to be - and trust us, you ain't seen nothing yet. Your old man thought this was stately and composed back when he was curb crawling his way through the 70s, so jack up, jerk it off, and show him how the young folks get down.
Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:37	Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available.
Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:36	Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available
Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:36	Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available.
Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:35	Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. Armored edition available.
Land-Rover Range Rover Sport Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:35	Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. Armored edition available.
Land-Rover Range Rover Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:34	Nothing says Hip Hop like a British SUV known primarily for its ability to transport mineral rich colonialists across invaded lands
Lancia Stratos Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:33	Stunningly beautiful and astonishingly violent, the Lampadati Tropos may have a European name, but it's got an American heart. This is the car that defined a whole generation of rally design, so if your favorite pastime is calling other people's choices derivative then this is by far and away your best bet.
Lamborghini Veneno Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:33	Make sure the other 99% know you're in a vehicle they can't afford with this loud, brash, in-your-face supercar from Pegassi. Insanely fast with a high-tech interior, this is as close as you can get to a fighter jet on wheels. The only thing that goes up quicker than the 0-60 on this bad boy is your insurance premium.
Lamborghini Terzo Millennio Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:32	Ladies and gentlemen, we have crossed the frontier. The motorcar has evolved. The first member of a new and alien species has arrived, and it does not come in peace. The Tezeract's only purpose is to wage a silent war of annihilation on anything else that dares to call itself a means of transport. As of now, there's a right side of history. Choose wisely.
Lamborghini Murciélago Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:32	The Italians are unrivalled in flamboyance, sex scandals and financial improprieties. Now you can be too!
Lamborghini Miura Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:31	Remember Italy's glory days before feminism and the Euro ruined everything? When a suitcase full of Lire would buy you an espresso and a pack of cigarettes, if you were lucky? Produced by old-money Italians in the 1960s, driven by new-money guidos in the 2010s, the Monroe is a classic supercar that has been making douchebags look stylish for over 50 years.
Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:30	At some point, asking "So how fast it is?" is like asking the guy who just put his fist through your ribs "So how strong are you?" It's not about the speed anymore. It's not about the style, either, because one touch of the gas and it's little more than a blur. You just know that deep down there's an itch only this car can scratch, and you lack any of the personal qualities you'll need to resist.
Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 17:29	It's hard to measure success, but when you're on a car website and several thousand dollars is the "affordable option", we think it's fair to say you're doing ok for yourself. Perfect for the middle-aged man trying to get back in the dating game after a divorce. No room for kids. Just enough room for a 90-pound blonde in her early 20's who, thanks to growing up in the Internet age, thinks anal on the first date makes sense
Lamborghini Diablo Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:48	Experience tells you that anything this hot must be crazy, and you're not wrong. The Infernus Classic is the kind of car that'll dazzle you with its perfect cheekbones, empty your bank account, and once you're sleeping in the wet patch it'll finish you off with a rusty machete. What's not to love?
Lamborghini Countach Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:47	To own a Pegassi Torero is to own a piece of history. This car marked the end of an era: a bygone age when porn stars had luxuriant pubic hair and supercars didn't take risks. Then along came the Torero - a wedge-shaped, scissor-doored stallion fresh from a back, sack and crack - and nothing was ever the same again. Decades later, it still looks like it's rolled straight out of a wet dream wearing nothing but a glint in its eye. This is one for the collectors.
Lamborghini Bravo Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:47	"Can you swim?" you ask, nonchalantly, as you hurdle towards the end of the Vespucci Pier. A moment of airtime later, the cool waters of the pacific are washing the pedestrian splatter from your windshield. The rudder and thrusters are engaged, and your pursuers are lost forever. You turn to the passenger seat, where your once-beautiful date is vomiting uncontrollably in abject terror. Yep, that is why you drive a Stromberg. Please note: Weapon modifications can only be applied at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operations Center.
Lada 1600 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:47	Don't be fooled by a lick of paint and polish: underneath the showroom finish the Cheburek is nothing but a lump of iron curtain that's been smelted down and hastily recast for the glories of the free market. As for the rumors that the exterior design was outsourced to a five-year-old with nothing but a crayon and a crippling hangover, we can only tell you that deregulated entrepreneurship is a wonderful thing and we support it 100%.
KTM 450 Rally Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:46	When the history books are written, the BF400 will be seen as our age's greatest expression of the pioneer spirit. No other advance in off-road engineering has broughty us this close to our forefathers' dreams of a land where no area of pristine wilderness is safe from noise, smoke, gas and discarded bottles of Pisswasser. Welcome to the brave new world.
Krauss-Maffei Leopard 2A4 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:46	60 tons of fun. A heavily-armored battle tank with a 1,500hp turbine engine and a 120mm cannon, the Rhino delivers a hell of a lot of bang for your buck. Much like its namesake, the Rhino is slow on the turn, surprisingly fast on the charge, and generally terrifying to anyone in the vicinity. One of the few vehicles still manufactured in America. Great for doomsday preppers.
Koenigsegg CCX Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:46	High taxes, socialism, constant darkness… Sweden really is proof that, if you fill a country full of hot women, people will put up with a wretched landscape. By pussying out of armed conflicts for the past 200 years and focusing instead on investment in education, healthcare and manufacturing, the Swedes now enjoy one of the highest standards of living in the world. The result is a nation that's terrible at democracy but excellent at making ridiculously fast sportscars.
Koenigsegg Agera RS Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:45	Sure, it makes sense for a nation of ultra liberal herring-lovers to lead the world in the manufacture of affordable flat-pack furniture. But just when you think you've got the measure of them, the Swedish go and produce a low-slung, heavyweight, pitilessly fast hypercar, and suddenly it's hard to sustain your prejudices when you're experiencing enough G-force to separate your face from your skull. Go figure
Kawasaki Z 1000 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:45	Great for cruising in the dirt or running an illegal across the border.
Kaiser Jeep M-715 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:45	The Canis Bodhi has traveled the well-trodden path from military to redneck to hipster. This 'gently used' model is the definition of retro chic; every stain on the seat tells a story.
Jaguar XJ220 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:42	Close your eyes. Cast your mind back to your early teens. You're lying in bed, hand gyrating at incredible speed under the covers, your eyes fixed on the torchlit centerfolds pinned to the back of your wardrobe. That sumptuous body, those exquisite curves, that billowing rear exhaust. Now open your eyes. Your hand is still in your pants, but the dream is real. Finish the job.
Jaguar XFR Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:42	Modern and forward-thinking on the outside, trapped in the 19th century on the inside, the Jackal is as British as they come. More leather and wood paneling than any other luxury car in its class. But don't mention "class"...
Jaguar F-Type R Coupé Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:41	On the one hand, it's a pinnacle of British car design: conservative, luxuriant, anally retentive. On the other though, it's brash, liveried, track-ready. Impossible? Put your hands together, and meet the Ocelot Lynx: like getting mugged by someone in a top hat, it's an experience you'll never forget.
Jaguar C-X75 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:41	To those who argue that the supercar is dead and hybrid tech was only a fad, the XA-21 would like a word as soon as it's done banging your mom. And when you're done saying thank you, it'll show you the kind of annihilating performance that can only be achieved by locking a team of world-class engineers in a lab for six months and lacing their food with amphetamines. This is the cutting edge. And you're welcome.
Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:41	Is there a more iconic and uncomfortable 4WD on the market? Every 17-years-old girl wants to lease a Canis on spring break, which is why the Mesa comes with roll cage as standard.
Jaguar XK Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:40	If this car could talk, it would say "I'm having a midlife crisis". Just cheaper than the divorce that'll result from having an affair with your personal assistant, but the two are by no means mutually exclusive.

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