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 Maserati 3500 GT Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Good looking and liable to explode at any moment - the only way this could be more of an Italian stereotype would be if it had mommy issues. The Casco is a 50s classic for polymaths and pederasts. | |
 MAN TGA Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | It's probably never occurred to you to enter an offroad marathon in 20,000 pounds of turbo-charged box truck. But now you know everything you need to, it's clearly a fantastic idea. Trust your instincts. | |
 MAN TGS Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | There comes a time in everyone's life when you and your extended family needs to freight over 10 tons of delicate merchandise through the heart of a civil war. And when that time comes, there's only one choice. And for all the other times, it's great in traffic. | |
 Custom Made Ferrari Xezri Competizione Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Try to relax. There's a first time for everyone. You take another furtive glance at those ravishing curves, and feel faint with desire. Suddenly it doesn't matter how rich you are: this time, you're out of your league. Your mouth is dry. Your pants, sodden. And then it happens: the doors glide open, you take your seat, and nothing is ever the same again. There's no going back. Welcome to Visione. | |
 Custom Made Ferrari F80 Concept Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The cause of more UFO sightings across San Andreas than any other production vehicle of the decade, the Proto is the kind of concept car you get when your head of R&D is an 8 year old child with a stack of comics and a bowlful of MDMA. The future is here. | |
 Nissan Skyline Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Don't miss this opportunity to snap up a Classic Stratum station wagon at a bargain price. A short-lived Zirconium model that was plagued with bad reviews... Or as we like to call it, Limited Edition! | |
 Lotus Esprit Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | It's a rare car that allows you to be perfectly composed, effortlessly suave and extraordinarily violent all at the same time - and yet, somehow, the Ardent does all that and more. Behind the wheel of this masterpiece there's nothing you can't do: lose your pursuers, pop the dual machine guns, gun down the survivors, drop a pithy remark, open the champagne, have a quickie, drive into the sea, realize you've made a terrible mistake, and swiftly drown. | |
 Lotus C-01 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Nagasaki's spaceflight division is responsible for some of the most stylish and combustible designs ever to crash into the Atlantic. So when the same team put together a motorcycle prototype, you can be sure it'll break rules, skulls and bank accounts from the minute it goes on sale. Note: the production model has had all offensive and defensive capabilities decommissioned, including the energy trail | |
 Local Motors Rally Fighter Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | You want to do a cross-desert rally raid, but none of the 4x4s on offer will make you look like enough of a rich douchebag? Well, we've got the car for you. Part racer, part off-roader, all asshole with a large dollop of suspension. You won't know if you're crushing protected wilderness or the bones of the underpriviledged under your deep-tread, titanium, reinforced tires. This is the natural order of things. | |
 Lincoln Continental Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Whether you're planning a game of tennis, an orgy, a (literal) bloodbath or all of the above, there's ample room for it behind the tinted, sound-proof windows of this true American classic. Pop the trunk to find a built in power hose, custom-engineered to remove blood, fecal matter and regret from the panda-belly leather interiors. The choice of the statesman. | |
 Lexus LF-LC GT Vision Gran Turismo Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Every once in a while, a car breaks all the rules. It's cutting edge and timeless. It performs exquisitely on the road and effortlessly on the track. It perfectly embodies both your colossal vanity and your desperate insecurity. More than the sum of its parts, the ETR1 is the only car you will ever need to be able to afford again. | |
 Lexus IS 300 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | For a wide-eyed junior exec in the late 90s nothing said "I can almost afford to buy European" like the Karin Sultan. These days you're an angry middle aged, pre-diabetic, wannabe rally driver, but the Sultan is still your best friend: with your money and our expertise, this could become the high-octane racer you dreamed of as a teenager and still have no idea how to drive. Eligible for customization at Benny's Original Motor Works. | |
 Lincoln Town Car Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Is there a more iconic town car than the Washington? Own a piece of livery history! (Just don't loiter for too long at traffic lights or someone will get in the back and ask you to take them to the airport) | |
 Lincoln Town Car Stretched Limousine Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Who doesn't want their own limousine? Possibly the least practical car for navigating a gridlocked urban metropolis but, slap a stripper pole and a margarita machine in the back, and you won't care if your driver takes 3 hours to find a parking space | |
 Lincoln Continental Mark V Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | After hours of crate digging, you know when they've found the perfect sample to butcher on your latest EDM track. This is that record. Remix culture meets auto culture with the Virgo, a car that's already lower and slower than any road-certified vehicle can afford to be - and trust us, you ain't seen nothing yet. Your old man thought this was stately and composed back when he was curb crawling his way through the 70s, so jack up, jerk it off, and show him how the young folks get down. | |
 Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available. | |
 Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available | |
 Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available. | |
 Land-Rover Range Rover Sport SVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. Armored edition available. | |
 Land-Rover Range Rover Sport Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the slight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough through cycle lanes more smoothly than anything else on the market. Armored edition available. | |
 Land-Rover Range Rover Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Nothing says Hip Hop like a British SUV known primarily for its ability to transport mineral rich colonialists across invaded lands | |
 Lancia Stratos Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Stunningly beautiful and astonishingly violent, the Lampadati Tropos may have a European name, but it's got an American heart. This is the car that defined a whole generation of rally design, so if your favorite pastime is calling other people's choices derivative then this is by far and away your best bet. | |
 Lamborghini Veneno Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Make sure the other 99% know you're in a vehicle they can't afford with this loud, brash, in-your-face supercar from Pegassi. Insanely fast with a high-tech interior, this is as close as you can get to a fighter jet on wheels. The only thing that goes up quicker than the 0-60 on this bad boy is your insurance premium. | |
 Lamborghini Terzo Millennio Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Ladies and gentlemen, we have crossed the frontier. The motorcar has evolved. The first member of a new and alien species has arrived, and it does not come in peace. The Tezeract's only purpose is to wage a silent war of annihilation on anything else that dares to call itself a means of transport. As of now, there's a right side of history. Choose wisely. | |
 Lamborghini Murciélago Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Italians are unrivalled in flamboyance, sex scandals and financial improprieties. Now you can be too! | |
 Lamborghini Miura Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Remember Italy's glory days before feminism and the Euro ruined everything? When a suitcase full of Lire would buy you an espresso and a pack of cigarettes, if you were lucky? Produced by old-money Italians in the 1960s, driven by new-money guidos in the 2010s, the Monroe is a classic supercar that has been making douchebags look stylish for over 50 years. | |
 Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | At some point, asking "So how fast it is?" is like asking the guy who just put his fist through your ribs "So how strong are you?" It's not about the speed anymore. It's not about the style, either, because one touch of the gas and it's little more than a blur. You just know that deep down there's an itch only this car can scratch, and you lack any of the personal qualities you'll need to resist. | |
 Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | It's hard to measure success, but when you're on a car website and several thousand dollars is the "affordable option", we think it's fair to say you're doing ok for yourself. Perfect for the middle-aged man trying to get back in the dating game after a divorce. No room for kids. Just enough room for a 90-pound blonde in her early 20's who, thanks to growing up in the Internet age, thinks anal on the first date makes sense | |
 Lamborghini Diablo Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Experience tells you that anything this hot must be crazy, and you're not wrong. The Infernus Classic is the kind of car that'll dazzle you with its perfect cheekbones, empty your bank account, and once you're sleeping in the wet patch it'll finish you off with a rusty machete. What's not to love? | |
 Lamborghini Countach Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | To own a Pegassi Torero is to own a piece of history. This car marked the end of an era: a bygone age when porn stars had luxuriant pubic hair and supercars didn't take risks. Then along came the Torero - a wedge-shaped, scissor-doored stallion fresh from a back, sack and crack - and nothing was ever the same again. Decades later, it still looks like it's rolled straight out of a wet dream wearing nothing but a glint in its eye. This is one for the collectors. | |
 Lamborghini Bravo Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | "Can you swim?" you ask, nonchalantly, as you hurdle towards the end of the Vespucci Pier. A moment of airtime later, the cool waters of the pacific are washing the pedestrian splatter from your windshield. The rudder and thrusters are engaged, and your pursuers are lost forever. You turn to the passenger seat, where your once-beautiful date is vomiting uncontrollably in abject terror. Yep, that is why you drive a Stromberg. Please note: Weapon modifications can only be applied at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operations Center. | |
 Lada 1600 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Don't be fooled by a lick of paint and polish: underneath the showroom finish the Cheburek is nothing but a lump of iron curtain that's been smelted down and hastily recast for the glories of the free market. As for the rumors that the exterior design was outsourced to a five-year-old with nothing but a crayon and a crippling hangover, we can only tell you that deregulated entrepreneurship is a wonderful thing and we support it 100%. | |
 KTM 450 Rally Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | When the history books are written, the BF400 will be seen as our age's greatest expression of the pioneer spirit. No other advance in off-road engineering has broughty us this close to our forefathers' dreams of a land where no area of pristine wilderness is safe from noise, smoke, gas and discarded bottles of Pisswasser. Welcome to the brave new world. | |
 Krauss-Maffei Leopard 2A4 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | 60 tons of fun. A heavily-armored battle tank with a 1,500hp turbine engine and a 120mm cannon, the Rhino delivers a hell of a lot of bang for your buck. Much like its namesake, the Rhino is slow on the turn, surprisingly fast on the charge, and generally terrifying to anyone in the vicinity. One of the few vehicles still manufactured in America. Great for doomsday preppers. | |
 Koenigsegg CCX Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | High taxes, socialism, constant darkness… Sweden really is proof that, if you fill a country full of hot women, people will put up with a wretched landscape. By pussying out of armed conflicts for the past 200 years and focusing instead on investment in education, healthcare and manufacturing, the Swedes now enjoy one of the highest standards of living in the world. The result is a nation that's terrible at democracy but excellent at making ridiculously fast sportscars. | |
 Koenigsegg Agera RS Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Sure, it makes sense for a nation of ultra liberal herring-lovers to lead the world in the manufacture of affordable flat-pack furniture. But just when you think you've got the measure of them, the Swedish go and produce a low-slung, heavyweight, pitilessly fast hypercar, and suddenly it's hard to sustain your prejudices when you're experiencing enough G-force to separate your face from your skull. Go figure | |
 Kawasaki Z 1000 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Great for cruising in the dirt or running an illegal across the border. | |
 Kaiser Jeep M-715 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Canis Bodhi has traveled the well-trodden path from military to redneck to hipster. This 'gently used' model is the definition of retro chic; every stain on the seat tells a story. | |
 Jaguar XJ220 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Close your eyes. Cast your mind back to your early teens. You're lying in bed, hand gyrating at incredible speed under the covers, your eyes fixed on the torchlit centerfolds pinned to the back of your wardrobe. That sumptuous body, those exquisite curves, that billowing rear exhaust. Now open your eyes. Your hand is still in your pants, but the dream is real. Finish the job. | |
 Jaguar XFR Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Modern and forward-thinking on the outside, trapped in the 19th century on the inside, the Jackal is as British as they come. More leather and wood paneling than any other luxury car in its class. But don't mention "class"... | |
 Jaguar F-Type R Coupé Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | On the one hand, it's a pinnacle of British car design: conservative, luxuriant, anally retentive. On the other though, it's brash, liveried, track-ready. Impossible? Put your hands together, and meet the Ocelot Lynx: like getting mugged by someone in a top hat, it's an experience you'll never forget. | |
 Jaguar C-X75 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | To those who argue that the supercar is dead and hybrid tech was only a fad, the XA-21 would like a word as soon as it's done banging your mom. And when you're done saying thank you, it'll show you the kind of annihilating performance that can only be achieved by locking a team of world-class engineers in a lab for six months and lacing their food with amphetamines. This is the cutting edge. And you're welcome. | |
 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Is there a more iconic and uncomfortable 4WD on the market? Every 17-years-old girl wants to lease a Canis on spring break, which is why the Mesa comes with roll cage as standard. | |
 Jaguar XK Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | If this car could talk, it would say "I'm having a midlife crisis". Just cheaper than the divorce that'll result from having an affair with your personal assistant, but the two are by no means mutually exclusive. | |
 Jeep J8 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Crusader is a military-grade SUV popular with US armed forces in the Middle East and lesbians in the Pacific North West. Perfect for navigating hostile terrain like bombed-out villages and vegan craft fairs. Its four-cylinder diesel engine comes nowhere near to meeting US emission standards, but we're guessing that carbon footprint isn't top of your priority list | |
 Jeep Grand Cherokee Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | A metal cage soldered to a wheel chassis isn't everybody's first choice of car, which is why Canis decided to take their signature off-road car model, encase it in some flimsy bodywork and re-market it as a "Family SUV." | |
 Jeep Crew Chief 715 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Somewhere in the history of the 4x4, America lost its way. The seats got too comfy, the suspension got too forgiving, the stylings got too polished. The Kamacho is a lifeline thrown across fifty years of compromise, taking you right back to a time when a good 4x4 was used for crossing a desert, not making a school run | |
 Isuzu N-Series Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Instead of being stuck behind one of these on a narrow road, why not be the one causing the traffic jam instead? Move everything from furniture to laboratory equipment or keep it empty and just enjoy the ride | |
 Isuzu N-Series Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Classic commercial delivery truck. Inconspicuous, secure, reliable. What happens in the back, stays in the back. | |
 INKAS Riot Control Vehicle Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | In our increasingly divided society, it can be daunting to stand out from the crowd. If you were confronted with a baying mob would you have the courage to stand up to them? How about if you were inside an armor-plated truck equipped with a water cannon and riot control plow? Stand tall, stand proud. The RCV is the quiet support your fearless conviction needs. Please note: This vehicle must be stored in a personal facility and can be modified at the Facility Vehicle Workshop |
