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Chevrolet Caprice Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:14	The Fugitive is the go-to cruiser for law enforcement and those that want to pretend they are law enforcement. The gas mileage isn't so great, but cops mostly sit with the car idling anyway.
Chevrolet Lumina NASCAR Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:12	You're either a Hotringer, or you're not, and here's how you tell. If your first instinct isn't to crack a beer on the radiator grille, polish the hood with a mouthful of spit, slap it on the rear fender, call it a "classy gal" and belch the national anthem, then you're not the target audience. On your way.
Chevrolet Impala Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:11	From the bestseller list of the 60s to the driveway of every self-respecting pimp and gangbanger of the 80s, the Voodoo is your best shot at purchasing the grit and authenticity that died out a decade before you were born. This one may look like it's been left under a bypass and used as a makeshift latrine by a family of hobos, but don't worry - with enough money you can change everything but the stink. This is where a classic starts. Eligible for customization at Benny's Original Motor Works.
Chevrolet Express Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:10	Whether you're filling it with buddies or filling it with bodies, it's good to have some room in the back. Believe in experience and buy the van that's seen more crime scenes than network TV - the Declasse Gang Burrito.
Chevrolet Corvette Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:09	If work is flying a fighter jet, your weekend ride better be pretty special to compete. The radical lines will make you regret even the slightest crash. But don't worry, the big engine and bad handling will ensure you're too dead to really care.
Roadster Shop C1-RS Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:08	Ah, America in the 1950s. It's easy to spot the moment when Freudian psychosexual theory met car design and what a glorious pairing it was. This Coquette couldn't be more phallic if it was dragging a pair of hairy beach balls. It even smells like cigar smoke, conservative values, and semen. Get out your check book because this golden age of repression won't resurrect itself.
Spectre Performance Camaro Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:08	Don't be fooled by the elegant lines and composed styling: like every great muscle car before it, the Nightshade puts out more power than it (or you) can possibly handle. Few cars present as big as a risk to oncoming traffic, or look this good on the back of a tow truck
Chevrolet Camaro Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:07	You'll want to start smoking when you buy this car. It's almost required. You've stepped into a new phase in your life. You're not afraid to face danger. It's the 1970s all over again, and that cheerleader is drunk in your front seat.
Chevrolet C-10 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:06	With a vehicle as seminal as the Yosemite, it's hard to know where to start. You could talk about the drop-center ladder frame and the low slung cabin. You could talk about the independent front suspension. Or you could talk about how this thing has been slammed so hard you'll have to be careful driving over fallen leaves. But at the end of the day, you won't be talking at all, because you'll be too busy grinning like an idiot whenever you're behind the wheel.
Chevrolet Bel Air Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:06	Who can say when the innovative hot rod designs of the 30s and 40s shaded into the grungy rat rod counterculture of subsequent decades? And who can say when that genre was overrun by mediocre welders with endless disposable income mutilating good cars and jacking off to their own edginess in the back seat? What we can say is that this beauty comes with a moist towel as standard.
Chevrolet Bel Air Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:05	You never forget the first time you sit behind the wheel of a mint condition Declasse Tornado: that effortless class, that shameless bulge in your pants or wetspot on the seat, that dawning certainty that you're still going to be crawling up this gentle suburban hill fifteen hours from now. Still, with our help, onlookers will be so floored by your paint job they won't even take a Snapmatic selfie in front of the impressive smoke clouds coming out your hood.
Chevrolet Astro Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:04	It may look like a sturdy, affordable minivan with high seating capacity and low build quality. Sure. Its manufacturers were happy with a complete lack of features and utter disregard for good looks. But mindless acceptance of obvious facts did not make this country what it is today. Forget about what the Moonbeam is, and start thinking about what a stunted adolescent with thousands of dollars can pay for it to be. Eligible for customization at Benny's Original Motor Works.
Chenowth FAV Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:03	This custom dune buggy is about the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Or off. It is designed for the beach after all. The ultimate toy for the big kid with a lot of disposable income
Campagna T-Rex Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:02	One driver, two seats, three wheels, a straight four under the hood, and five minutes before you're upside down on the freeway wondering how any of this ever made any sense at all. It's the kind of package deal you can only get from BF.
Cadillac Gage Commando V-100 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:01	Recently acquired in a Fort Zancudo yard sale, all our APCs come direct from active service. Equipped with a turret-mounted cannon and portholes for small arms fire, they're able to carry up to four heavily armed mercenaries pretty much anywhere across land or water. And if you squint it's quite good-looking, in a merciless-occupation-of-your-homeland kind of way.
Cadillac V-8 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:00	The unlikely product of Albany's design team leafing through a vintage car magazine while in the depths of a masculine overdose. The Franken Stange will make you the envy of goths, emo hipsters and vampire wannabes everywhere. Don't be fooled by what's left of its old world charm; the steering linkage may be from 1910, but the engine has just enough horsepower to tear itself (and you) to pieces at the first bump in the road.
Cadillac V-8 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 01:00	Party like it's the Prohibition era in this armored 1920s limousine. Perfect for a gangster and his moll on their first date or their last. Let the Valentine's Day massacres commence.
Cadillac Seville SLS Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:59	Nothing said 'buy American' when imports were sweeping the States in the 70s and 80s like the Albany Primo. A midsize luxury car that was built to last.
Cadillac Escala Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:41	In your line of work, you demand flexibility. You need a car that can blend seamlessly into a line of executive saloons, but not look amiss when it arrives on the red carpet. It needs to look respectable dropping you off at court, threatening picking you up from Bolingbroke, and when the deal goes south, it needs room for a driver-operated machine gun upgrade. The Revolter can do all that in first gear – just wait till you see fifth. Please note: Weapon modifications can only be applied at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operations Center.
Cadillac Escalade Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:18	You could scarcely cross the street without getting mown down by a soccer mom or drug dealer in one of these during the early 2000s. The glory days of the excessively-large, gas-guzzling SUV might be over, but the Cavalcade takes no prisoners.
Cadillac Elmiraj Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:17	Blending modern performance and design with the classic luxury styling of a stately car, the Alpha is sleek, sexy and handles so well you'll forget you're driving it. Which could be a problem at 150 mph...
Cadillac Eldorado Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:15	In a postwar car industry awash with fins, scoops and ornamental hubcaps the Virgo stood out as something more composed and thoughtful. Don't let the rhino-horn fittings, onboard minibar and the fact that it handles like a shipping container on shopping cart wheels deceive you: this is as close as the American car industry has ever come to elegance.
Buick Riviera Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:15	With the kind of pedigree that just screams 'organized crime', the Buccaneer has always been the vehicle of choice for thugs with delusions of grandeur. But while the mobsters of yesterday had to settle for being classy and understated, today you have access to the kind of modification that will make you a target for racially motivated policing across the length and breadth of San Andreas. Eligible for customization at Benny's Original Motor Works.
Buick Regal T-Type Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:14	With its squared-off bodywork, sensible engineering and T-Top roof, the Faction has recently begun to lose its historic association with high finance and cases of sexual assault. These days, it's old and cheap enough to attract a generation of you artisans who dream of nothing more than finding an old car and hiring someone else to make it look good. Being a pioneer has never been this easy. Eligible for customization at Benny's Original Motor Works.
Bugatti Veyron Super Sport Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:13	If cars were porn, this would be the ultimate DVDA scene. Give the liberals something to really protest about with the least environmentally-friendly car on the planet! The Adder's monstrous 8-liter engine burns fuel faster than a blazing oil refinery, but it reaches speeds of 250mph, making it the perfect all-round car for life in a busy urban metropolis
Bugatti Type 57 SC Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:12	Weather the new Great Depression with a car from the last Great Depression. When this rolled off the production line in 1937, minorities and women knew their place. It was the world's fastest automobile. Now it's the world's most expensive second-hand automobile. One of only 10 ever made, the Z-Type is a car you can really enjoy sitting in, surrounded by armed guards, too terrified to actually drive it anywhere.
Bugatti Chiron Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:12	Fresh from Truffade's undersea test track, the Nero is a god-emperor among supercars that'll dip its rivals in burning oil, seduce its mother and play the fiddle while the ozone burns. And if all the slack-jawed Adder owners aren't jealous enough already, Benny's deep-vented, mod-ready overhaul is going to have them driving their million-dollar golf buggies into the sea in despair.
Buell Lightning XB12S Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:11	A Japanese crotch rocket sure to please the ladies.
BMW M6 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:09	A German beauty of timeless passion and sleek design. When you're interested in class and an overpowered engine, there is no other choice.
BMW M3 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:08	There was a time when a road-legal coupe could moonlight as a performance rally car and no one batted an eye. Consumers didn't need the reassurance of a touch-screen interface and integrated GPS. People could get behind a no-frills, lightweight bucket of speed, and their relatives wouldn't sue the manufacturer when it burst into flames. Those were the days of the Sentinel Classic - and now they're back.
BMW M1 Hommage Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:08	Ubermacht's first supercar is a place where powerful forces meet: the past encountering the future; the elegance and status of traditional design coming up against the relentless pursuit of revolutionary performance; your boundless sense of superiority and entitlement battling with your crushing insecurity and hunger for approval. Thanks to the SC1, you can have them all.
BMW 7 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:07	A fantastic piece of German engineering. So much that an oil change will cost you $500 at the dealership.
BMW 7 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:07	The ultimate status symbol for the wannabe executive. Let the world know that you're not just a middle-manager anymore. You're a middle-manager who's financially crippled himself with a car he can't afford. Leverage the dream today.
BMW 3 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:06	When you're doing 90 in the fast lane, this is the car right on your ass flashing its high beams. If you're quite rich, and really an asshole, and you want everyone to know it, you can't do better.
Bentley EXP 9F Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:05	Merging the style and craftsmanship of a classic English luxury motorcar with the feature set of a high-end SUV, the Huntley S might be the only example of British-American fusion that actually works.
Bentley Continental GTC Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:05	The Cog Cabrio is a top-end luxury car that combines elegance with performance. A car that says, 'I'm a man with money but also a modicum of taste'. A car that says, 'I'm not afraid to transfer $185,000 over an insecure internet connection to an unknown entity'. A car that says, 'You never accepted me, Dad, but look at me now'.
Maybach 57 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:04	The original Cog Cabrio was a landmark in bringing luxury grand tourers to a wider market, which explains why every five-figure broker with a pinstripe suit and a history of sexual assault has one. Invest in this new four-door model, with more headroom and a plush interior, and you should stand out of the crowd for at least another couple of months. This model has an extended wheelbase. Armored edition available.
Austin Mini Cooper Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:03	Sure, you could afford the latest Ocelot, or a vintage Enus - but you're not a show-off. You're just a slightly quirky, totally down-to-earth person looking for a way to tell everyone how slightly quirky and totally down-to-earth you are. Well, look no further, because for the last half-century the Issi Classic has been the closest thing on four wheels to screaming "I've got nothing to prove to anyone" in the face of every stranger you meet
Audi Sport quattro S1 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:03	The Obey Omnis was the poster child of the golden age of rallying, a period of deregulated innocence when a turbo-charged tin can could plough through a crowd of spectators on a muddy embankment and there wasn't a damn thing the government could do about it. This is one for the fans.
Audi R8 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:02	Once you sit in this car, you won't want to drive anything else. Great in the snow. Not really, you'll probably die if you take this overpowered beast anywhere near moisture. Luckily, you live in a desert.
Audi Q7 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:01	Luxury German Sedan. Better than a BF, but not quite a Benefactor. Fast and practical with a classy look, this is just the car to over-leverage on.
Audi A6 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 00:00	Luxury German Sedan. Better than a BF, but not quite a Benefactor. Fast and practical with a classy look, this is just the car to over-leverage on.
Aston Martin Vanquish Zagato Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-11 23:59	This is not an accessible sports car. It won't rub its avant-garde bodywork in your face and let you grope its dashboard on the first drive. It's dignified, sophisticated - even a little aloof. It will only reveal its charms for just the right handler. But one day, after years of practice, you'll become aware of the utter contempt in which you now hold the rest of the human race, and you'll know you can finally say "I drive a Pariah."
Aston Martin Vanquish Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-11 23:58	Sophisticated, superior, class-obsessed and with more than a little aggression under the hood, this grand tourer from Dewbauchee is as classically British as they come.
Aston Martin V8 Vantage Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-11 23:57	The ultimate blend of luxury, refinement and breeding, the Rapid GT is a British supercar that's as superior and classist as its fellow countrymen, but without the need for self-deprecation.
Aston Martin V8 Vantage Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-11 23:56	Everything else from the 80s has aged. The Rapid GT Classic has only matured. Like a fine claret or a really good boob job, each passing year adds something mysterious to its allure. Sure, that new sports coupé is half the weight, and it has a cleaner transmission. But trust us: get inside this vintage, experience the kind of technique and self-assurance only time can bestow, and you'll never waste your time on a younger model again.
Aston Martin Rapide Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-11 23:56	The British are well known for their superior auto manufacturing prowess. The company has provided cars for counts, Grand Prix, and doughy dignitaries across the UK
Aston Martin One-77 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-11 23:55	Dewbauchee only made a handful of these beauties, and that's not just because of their track record of corporate embezzlement. No, it's a result of a commitment to individual aspiration and strict exclusivity that stems from a deeply held belief that the one percent is the only percent that matters. And if that sounds like an opportunity to prove something, it is.
Aston Martin DB5 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-11 23:54	Grease up the drive shaft because this hot number has curves in all the right places. A classic luxury grand tourer, the JB 700 has been the car of choice for drunken misogynistic British spies since 1965. Dust off the tuxedo, quip a sexual double-entendre, pour yourself a martini for the road, and stumble out as everyone in the room mutters what a turd you are. For safety reasons this vehicle's concealed weapons have been decommissioned
Aston Martin DB10 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-11 23:54	Imagine the most exclusive two-door sports car on the planet. Now imagine gutting it, and transforming it into a lightweight, liveried, carbon-fiber racer. Why, you ask? Well, why did we go to the moon? Why do we build to the stars? Why do we watch celebrity sex tapes instead of proper porn? Exactly. Now stop asking perfectly legitimate questions and get out your damn wallet

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