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Suzuki Bandit 1200
Suzuki Bandit 1200

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2018-04-12 20:01
Spending time and money converting your sports bike into a streetfighter is like waiting for the passage of time and manual labor to put rips in your jeans - who would bother when that kind of rugged authenticity is available for instant purchase at a wildly inflated price? Just hit that button to double your credibility, guaranteed
Suzuki 125 ER
Suzuki 125 ER

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2018-04-12 20:00
Cross country bike that can literally go across the country. Over-sized gas tank, increased durability, long-travel suspension, blood guards. You'll want one of these in your garage when society inevitably collapses.
SMG Buggy V8
SMG Buggy V8

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2018-04-12 19:59
Disaster zones, urban riots, civil wars - they make for some affordable vacations and some edgy snapmatic albums, but they can be awkward to traverse. Luckily for you and everyone on the receiving end of your sepia-tinted filter, the Desert Raid is here to make craters, rubble and the bodies of the innocent feel like a giant red carpet.
smart fortwo
smart fortwo

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2018-04-12 19:58
The giant German carmaker's leap into the micro market. Designed for the narrow, parking space deprived roads of Europe, this is sure to stick out on the eight lane freeways, and in the mile-wide parking lots of Los Santos, until you get crushed by an SUV driven by an over-medicated housewife.
Shelby GT500 'Eleanor'
Shelby GT500 'Eleanor'

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2018-04-12 19:57
Oversized, oversexed, overpowered and understeered, this is the car that joined cheap contraception and masturbatory guitar solos to form the unholy trinity of Baby Boom Americana. But before you reach for your vintage jacket and the sepia filter on your Snapmatic, be warned: this old dog has torn the limbs off braver hipsters than you...
Shelby Cobra
Shelby Cobra

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2018-04-12 19:57
The Mamba harks back to a simpler time in car design, when the only real question was how much engine you could cram into an elegant frame before it tore itself apart. Judging from the night morality rate Declasse hit a winning formula - but don't take our word for it. Once you hit the freeway and feel that primal roar beneath you as the bodywork starts to disintegrate, you'll know you made the right choice.
Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus 003S
Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus 003S

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2018-04-12 19:56
This is not a hypercar. It's not a sports prototype or a concept GT. It's something else. Something much, much better. And this isn't even an advert for whatever it is. The Autarch doesn't need an advert. It doesn't need anything it doesn't have already, least of all the approval of an irrelevance like you. No, you need it: more than you need money, dignity or life itself. Go on, we dare you not to buy it.
Rolls-Royce Phantom VII
Rolls-Royce Phantom VII

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2018-04-12 19:56
Synonymous with style and luxury, the interior of Super Diamond has so much leather and wood, it's like sitting in a library. The historic British car manufacturer was taken over by the Germans in the late 90s, with no hard feelings whatsoever.
Rolls-Royce Dawn
Rolls-Royce Dawn

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2018-04-12 19:55
How do you improve on something as flawlessly pompous as the Enus Windsor? The answer is something you need to experience to believe: so hop inside, mash the touchscreen interface, feel the canvas roof glide away above you, and gaze in triumph at all the lowly pedestrians as your appalling toupee flutters away in the 30mph breeze.
Rolls-Royce Wraith
Rolls-Royce Wraith

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2018-04-12 19:54
Blurring the lines between an automobile and an English aristocrat's mansion, this is a car that could even give a nu-metal fan an air of class and taste. The bumbling manufacturer made the aerodynamics so poor and the chassis so heavy that its dual-turbo engine can barely get it to a kerb-crawl, but that's part of (or all of) its British charm.
Rimac Concept One
Rimac Concept One

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2018-04-12 19:54
The Coil Cyclone is here to prove one thing: the days of the internal combustion engine are over. Sure, it was fun while it lasted. Just like your psychotic, knife-wielding ex was phenomenal in bed. But that fossil-fuelled comfort zone is about to be nothing more than a distant speck in your rear-view mirror as you surrender to this harbinger of the electric age. True power is here. Drive the lightning.
Porsche Mission E
Porsche Mission E

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2018-04-12 19:53
When the history of the electric car is written, it will begin with the Pfister Neon. Everything else - all the ridiculous eco-vans and hybrid fetishes - has been foreplay. Now Pfister have dropped their pants, and the battery-powered action can really begin.
Porsche 918 Spyder
Porsche 918 Spyder

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2018-04-12 19:53
Meet the future of hybrid tech: Pfister took billions of dollars in subsidies for low-carbon research and used it to refine an electric motor until it gives more kick than a turbo charger. And don't worry about accidentally investing in the environment: the assembly process alone produces enough CO2 to offset two thousand acres of otherwise useless rainforest. Win-win.
Porsche 911 GT2 RS
Porsche 911 GT2 RS

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2018-04-12 19:52
Forget everything you think you know about the Pfister Comet. Forget cruising through Vinewood with a bellyful of whiskey dropping one-liners about the size of your bonus. Forget picking up sex workers and passing them off as your fiancé at family gatherings. The SR was made for only one thing: to make every other sports car look like it's the asthmatic kid in gym. Now get in line.
Porsche 911 GT2
Porsche 911 GT2

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2018-04-12 19:51
You always wanted one of these when in high school - and now you can have the car that tells everyone yes, these are implants - on your head and in that dizzy tart next to you. Boom. You go, tiger.
Porsche 911
Porsche 911

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2018-04-12 19:51
Is there nothing the Pfister Comet cannot do? If you were a venture capitalist looking for the shortest route to your next midlife crisis, the Comet was your first and only choice. If you wanted something that preserved the classic reek of desperation but added a street-racer twist, the Retro Custom was top of the list. And now, if you're looking for something to slam around a hairpin bend in three feet of uphill mud, the Comet Safari has got you covered
Please note: Weapon modifications can only be applied at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operations Center.
Porsche 911
Porsche 911

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2018-04-12 19:50
For a whole generation of the San Andreas elite, this isn't just a car. From the onboard champagne cooler to the suede back seat where you pawed your first gold digger - The Pfister Comet was something that made you who you are. And now, thanks to Benny reinventing it as a gnarly, riveted urban dragster, it'll be broadcasting your escalating midlife crisis for years to come.
Pontiac Firebird Trans Am 'KITT'
Pontiac Firebird Trans Am 'KITT'

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2018-04-12 19:49
It's better looking than you. It can fire machine guns and rocket launchers more accurately than you. It can jump higher than you and it's always got a parachute. Your mother prefers its company to yours. You know what they say: if you can't beat it, own it, and pray people don't notice that all your belongings are cooler than you are.

Note, the production model of this vehicle has a reduced missile capacity
Plymouth Fury Sport Suburban
Plymouth Fury Sport Suburban

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2018-04-12 19:47
Signature Dundreary grille, opulent wood panelling, roomy luggage compartment, and a roof rack for the family dog - the ultimate vehicle to live the 1960s suburban dream today.
Suzuki AN 125
Suzuki AN 125

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2018-04-12 19:47
The modern urban thug doesn't need fat tires, massive cylinders and reinforced bodywork to make the streets his kingdom. Welcome to a world where the only ride you need has recycled plastic panels, the wheels off a shopping cart and the same engine as your refrigerator. And trust us, when your crew rolls into town that deafening high-pitched whine will strike fear and lust into the hearts of your enemies.
Piaggio Vespa
Piaggio Vespa

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2018-04-12 19:45
A certain kind of man drives a scooter. Is that you?
Piaggio Vespa
Piaggio Vespa

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2018-04-12 19:45
A certain kind of man looks at a scooter and thinks "it's fine, but it doesn't reflect how unique I am - it needs some interesting mod options". If that's you (it is) then don't fret, your minute-long search has finally come to an end.
Peterbilt 362
Peterbilt 362

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2018-04-12 19:44
Like a cinder block to the jaw or an impending meteor strike, the blank stare of the Hauler Custom speaks the universal language of pitiless strength.
Peterbilt 359 EXHD
Peterbilt 359 EXHD

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2018-04-12 19:42
If freedom had six wheels, a diesel engine and reinforced bodywork this is probably what it would look like.
Peterbilt 359 EXHD
Peterbilt 359 EXHD

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2018-04-12 19:42
Every trucker's been there: you've held down your air horn for ten minutes straight, and still the solar-powered eco-cart in front of you is sticking to the speed limit. Thanks to the Phantom, their reign of tyranny ends where your 20-foot, easy-wipe steel wedge begins. Let freedom ring.
Pagani Huayra
Pagani Huayra

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2018-04-12 18:43
Osiris drivers boast the shortest average life expectancy of any consumer demographic of America. They live, briefly, in a world of bygone opulence and hyper-modern engineering. The 0.3 seconds between leaving the showroom and arriving at their first corner are the most exhilarating blur in their short, short lives. Only the stupidly rich need sign up to the waiting list.
Oshkosh M977 HEMTT 'Mongo'
Oshkosh M977 HEMTT 'Mongo'

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2018-04-12 18:43
Remember your old flatbed truck? This is nothing like that. The Wastelander could carry your old flatbed truck across the surface of Mars without using even half the travel on its mile-high, man-eating suspension. Stick a few heavily armed friends in the back and it's time for some good, wholesome fun.
Orange County Choppers Original
Orange County Choppers Original

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2018-04-12 18:43
Join the almost hubless revolution and get a hole in your wallet as big as the one in your back wheel. Nothing says weekend warrior like this custom chopper, khakis, and a leather jacket.
Orange County Choppers 20th Anniversary
Orange County Choppers 20th Anniversary

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2018-04-12 18:42
OK, so it's not technically road legal. Or even vaguely safe. And with those forks you better get good at three point turns. But if you can get past all that you can cruise straight into your Goth biker death cult of choice.
Orange County Choppers 20th Anniversary
Orange County Choppers 20th Anniversary

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2018-04-12 18:42
Something deep within the American psyche cries out to do 100mph in a glorified lounge chair, and dammit if LCC aren't going to answer the call when they hear it. Don't get too comfy though, cos the engine sounds like it's gargling rocks and your left ankle is never more than a few inches from an open flybelt.
Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme
Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme

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2018-04-12 18:41
Tricking out a near-perfect muscle car like the Sabre is a fine art. A mainstream mod shop won't understand that its deafening wheelspin isn't inefficient - it's the foreplay a car like this requires. Its brakes aren't dangerously unresponsive, they're smooth and gradual. The lack of protection isn't careless, it's thrilling. Luckily for you, here at Benny's we can serve a whole lot of style without adding one tiny bit of substance. It's what a car this stupid deserves.
Oldsmobile 442
Oldsmobile 442

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2018-04-12 18:41
Get 'em while they're hot. The classic Stallion muscle car's been imported from Liberty City to Los Santos. You might find some baggies or baggy rubbers tucked into the back seat, but that's part of this lady's charm. She's a dime
OBRUM PL-01
OBRUM PL-01

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2018-04-12 18:40
Did you know that if this country took all the money it spends on schools, civic infrastructure and space exploration, and invested it in military R&D, we could produce some really innovative tank designs? The Khanjali is a loud, fast wakeup call to get our priorities straight. And with the kind of upgrades this thing has available, you better hope we're listening.
Please note: This vehicle must be stored in a personal facility and can be modified at the Facility Vehicle Workshop.
Nissan Stagea
Nissan Stagea

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2018-04-12 18:40
Reputed to be the safest car ever made, this classic Vulcar station wagon has been the vehicle of choice for really terrible drivers for 20 years. The closest thing you'll ever get to a tank for under $10k.
Nissan Skyline GT-R
Nissan Skyline GT-R

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2018-04-12 18:38
At some point, anyone who's anyone in Los Santos has looked out over a ten-car garage full of nothing but stock Elegies and wondered what the hell they're doing with their life. Well, thanks to Benny you can wonder no more: now every one of those beauties is a nostalgia-fueled, mod-drenched, early 90s retro custom classic just waiting to happen.
Nissan Skyline
Nissan Skyline

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2018-04-12 18:38
The legendary Swedish four door sedan. All the boxy design of a 1980s Vulcar, with none of the reliability. For lovers of tight jeans, micro breweries, and 70s cop shows.
Nissan GT-R
Nissan GT-R

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2018-04-12 18:37
Born in the fires of Mt. Fuji and tested on some German toll road, you can finally legally own this legendary supercar without the fear of having your door kicked in by the FIB because they'd rather crush import cars than catch terrorists
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X

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2018-04-12 18:36
The perfect car to go with your flesh tunnel earrings, frosted spikes, and oversize jeans. Buy this and you'll never fail to be mistaken for a small town drug dealer again. This edition helps prevent a mistake turning into a tragedy with armor plating.
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X

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2018-04-12 18:36
The perfect car to go with your flesh tunnel earrings, frosted spikes, and oversize jeans. Buy this and you'll never fail to be mistaken for a small town drug dealer again.
Mitsubishi Eclipse
Mitsubishi Eclipse

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2018-04-12 18:35
High performance compact car for the kind of person who drifts around corners with a baby seat in the back. Recently discontinued, so may be worth waiting a decade or so for it to become ironic cool.
MINI Cooper S Cabrio
MINI Cooper S Cabrio

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2018-04-12 18:35
A favorite in Mirror Park, this sporty little guy is easy to park. Great handling, anti-lock brakes, and a stereo that only plays power pop hits. Ironically. Go team!
Buick Sedanette Custom
Buick Sedanette Custom

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2018-04-12 18:34
The Hermes is more legend than automobile. When all those 1960s classic muscle cars were still in diapers, the Hermes was already crawling down Eclipse Boulevard leaving a trail of unfiltered cigarettes and misogyny in its wake. With that kind of canvas you can paint a seriously offensive painting – and trust us, that eye-watering paint job is just the start.
Meyers Manx
Meyers Manx

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2018-04-12 18:33
A compact, lightweight, off-road recreational vehicle, BF likes to pitch the Bifta as the world's original dune buggy (i.e. They forgot to patent the design so the market's now flooded with carbon copies from other manufacturers.
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Roadster
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Roadster

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2018-04-12 18:31
This is luxury reasserted. Right in your neighbour's face. Boom. You like that. That's right, you are better than him, and you could have his wife if you wanted. Try it on with her as soon as she sees this ride. You'll be a double benefactor
Mercedes-Benz SL 65 AMG Black Series
Mercedes-Benz SL 65 AMG Black Series

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2018-04-12 18:31
This entry-level luxury car is for entry-level type guys - salesmen, marketing dorks, people at tech companies who want to feel like they've made it but they never really will. Show people what kind of man you want to be
Mercedes-Benz GL
Mercedes-Benz GL

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2018-04-12 18:31
Poised delicately between BAWSAQ chic and bone-crunching utility, the Benefactor XLS is every car to everyone. Whether you're attending a board meeting halfway up a rugged cliff face or ferrying humane remains out of your place of work, it's reassuring to know the Germans have got your back. Armored version available, obviously.
Mercedes-Benz GL
Mercedes-Benz GL

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2018-04-12 18:30
Poised delicately between BAWSAQ chic and bone-crunching utility, the Benefactor XLS is every car to everyone. Whether you're attending a board meeting halfway up a rugged cliff face or ferrying humane remains out of your place of work, it's reassuring to know the Germans have got your back. Armored version available, obviously.
Mercedes-Benz G 63 AMG 6x6
Mercedes-Benz G 63 AMG 6x6

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2018-04-12 18:30
Is it an SUV? Is it a muscle car? Is it serious military hardware for the oligarch market? It's all of the above with six wheels and a bulletproof shell (if you pay for the extras). No dictator or business leader should be seen without it.
Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse
Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse

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2018-04-12 18:29
Say what you will about the Germans - they know luxury. And their economy is the only one worth a crap in Europe. This model has all kinds of extras - too many to list for legal reasons.
Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse All-Terrain
Mercedes-Benz E-Klasse All-Terrain

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2018-04-12 18:29
Look in the mirror and what do you see? Is it a flabby, pallid investment manager with a solitary sex life and spiraling personal debts? It's OK, you don't need to answer that - you're only seeing this ad because we've datamined your Lifeinvader profile. And statistically, we know your next step is going to be the impulsive purchase of a 4x4 that you'll never take out of the city - which is where the Streiter comes in.