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Lamborghini Bravo
Lamborghini Bravo

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2018-04-12 16:47
"Can you swim?" you ask, nonchalantly, as you hurdle towards the end of the Vespucci Pier. A moment of airtime later, the cool waters of the pacific are washing the pedestrian splatter from your windshield. The rudder and thrusters are engaged, and your pursuers are lost forever. You turn to the passenger seat, where your once-beautiful date is vomiting uncontrollably in abject terror. Yep, that is why you drive a Stromberg.
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Lada 1600
Lada 1600

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2018-04-12 16:47
Don't be fooled by a lick of paint and polish: underneath the showroom finish the Cheburek is nothing but a lump of iron curtain that's been smelted down and hastily recast for the glories of the free market. As for the rumors that the exterior design was outsourced to a five-year-old with nothing but a crayon and a crippling hangover, we can only tell you that deregulated entrepreneurship is a wonderful thing and we support it 100%.
KTM 450 Rally
KTM 450 Rally

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2018-04-12 16:46
When the history books are written, the BF400 will be seen as our age's greatest expression of the pioneer spirit. No other advance in off-road engineering has broughty us this close to our forefathers' dreams of a land where no area of pristine wilderness is safe from noise, smoke, gas and discarded bottles of Pisswasser. Welcome to the brave new world.
Krauss-Maffei Leopard 2A4
Krauss-Maffei Leopard 2A4

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2018-04-12 16:46
60 tons of fun. A heavily-armored battle tank with a 1,500hp turbine engine and a 120mm cannon, the Rhino delivers a hell of a lot of bang for your buck. Much like its namesake, the Rhino is slow on the turn, surprisingly fast on the charge, and generally terrifying to anyone in the vicinity. One of the few vehicles still manufactured in America. Great for doomsday preppers.
Koenigsegg CCX
Koenigsegg CCX

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2018-04-12 16:46
High taxes, socialism, constant darkness… Sweden really is proof that, if you fill a country full of hot women, people will put up with a wretched landscape. By pussying out of armed conflicts for the past 200 years and focusing instead on investment in education, healthcare and manufacturing, the Swedes now enjoy one of the highest standards of living in the world. The result is a nation that's terrible at democracy but excellent at making ridiculously fast sportscars.
Koenigsegg Agera RS
Koenigsegg Agera RS

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2018-04-12 16:45
Sure, it makes sense for a nation of ultra liberal herring-lovers to lead the world in the manufacture of affordable flat-pack furniture. But just when you think you've got the measure of them, the Swedish go and produce a low-slung, heavyweight, pitilessly fast hypercar, and suddenly it's hard to sustain your prejudices when you're experiencing enough G-force to separate your face from your skull. Go figure
Kawasaki Z 1000
Kawasaki Z 1000

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2018-04-12 16:45
Great for cruising in the dirt or running an illegal across the border.
Kaiser Jeep M-715
Kaiser Jeep M-715

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2018-04-12 16:45
The Canis Bodhi has traveled the well-trodden path from military to redneck to hipster. This 'gently used' model is the definition of retro chic; every stain on the seat tells a story.
Jaguar XJ220
Jaguar XJ220

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2018-04-12 16:42
Close your eyes. Cast your mind back to your early teens. You're lying in bed, hand gyrating at incredible speed under the covers, your eyes fixed on the torchlit centerfolds pinned to the back of your wardrobe. That sumptuous body, those exquisite curves, that billowing rear exhaust. Now open your eyes. Your hand is still in your pants, but the dream is real. Finish the job.
Jaguar XFR
Jaguar XFR

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2018-04-12 16:42
Modern and forward-thinking on the outside, trapped in the 19th century on the inside, the Jackal is as British as they come. More leather and wood paneling than any other luxury car in its class. But don't mention "class"...



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2018-04-12 16:41
On the one hand, it's a pinnacle of British car design: conservative, luxuriant, anally retentive. On the other though, it's brash, liveried, track-ready. Impossible? Put your hands together, and meet the Ocelot Lynx: like getting mugged by someone in a top hat, it's an experience you'll never forget.
Jaguar C-X75
Jaguar C-X75

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2018-04-12 16:41
To those who argue that the supercar is dead and hybrid tech was only a fad, the XA-21 would like a word as soon as it's done banging your mom. And when you're done saying thank you, it'll show you the kind of annihilating performance that can only be achieved by locking a team of world-class engineers in a lab for six months and lacing their food with amphetamines. This is the cutting edge. And you're welcome.
Jeep Wrangler Unlimited
Jeep Wrangler Unlimited

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2018-04-12 16:41
Is there a more iconic and uncomfortable 4WD on the market? Every 17-years-old girl wants to lease a Canis on spring break, which is why the Mesa comes with roll cage as standard.
Jaguar XK
Jaguar XK

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2018-04-12 16:40
If this car could talk, it would say "I'm having a midlife crisis". Just cheaper than the divorce that'll result from having an affair with your personal assistant, but the two are by no means mutually exclusive.
Jeep J8
Jeep J8

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2018-04-12 16:40
The Crusader is a military-grade SUV popular with US armed forces in the Middle East and lesbians in the Pacific North West. Perfect for navigating hostile terrain like bombed-out villages and vegan craft fairs. Its four-cylinder diesel engine comes nowhere near to meeting US emission standards, but we're guessing that carbon footprint isn't top of your priority list
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Jeep Grand Cherokee

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2018-04-12 16:39
A metal cage soldered to a wheel chassis isn't everybody's first choice of car, which is why Canis decided to take their signature off-road car model, encase it in some flimsy bodywork and re-market it as a "Family SUV."
Jeep Crew Chief 715
Jeep Crew Chief 715

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2018-04-12 16:39
Somewhere in the history of the 4x4, America lost its way. The seats got too comfy, the suspension got too forgiving, the stylings got too polished. The Kamacho is a lifeline thrown across fifty years of compromise, taking you right back to a time when a good 4x4 was used for crossing a desert, not making a school run
Isuzu N-Series
Isuzu N-Series

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2018-04-12 16:36
Instead of being stuck behind one of these on a narrow road, why not be the one causing the traffic jam instead? Move everything from furniture to laboratory equipment or keep it empty and just enjoy the ride
Isuzu N-Series
Isuzu N-Series

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2018-04-12 16:36
The Classic commercial delivery truck. Inconspicuous, secure, reliable. What happens in the back, stays in the back.
INKAS Riot Control Vehicle
INKAS Riot Control Vehicle

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2018-04-12 16:35
In our increasingly divided society, it can be daunting to stand out from the crowd. If you were confronted with a baying mob would you have the courage to stand up to them? How about if you were inside an armor-plated truck equipped with a water cannon and riot control plow? Stand tall, stand proud. The RCV is the quiet support your fearless conviction needs.
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Infiniti Q45
Infiniti Q45

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2018-04-12 16:34
The Japanese-made Intruder was launched by Karin to compete in the same market as German high-performance luxury cars (i.e. by copying them exactly using substandard parts and selling for half the price).
Indian 101 Scout
Indian 101 Scout

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2018-04-12 16:34
Ah, the age-old question: how do you get a cool vintage motorbike up a near-vertical hillside strewn with dust, rocks and the remains of lesser drivers? Forget carbon fiber panels and onboard computers. Sometimes a simple problem requires a simple solution, like a rear tire taken from an Armored Personnel Carrier and wrapped in steel chains. Time to get back to basics.
Honda NM4
Honda NM4

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2018-04-12 16:32
Bold and futuristic when you first saw these feet forwards motorcycles in 80s anime, this is as close as you'll get to commuting in a retro movie prop. Carbon fiber bodywork, pointless LED displays, stealth bomber styling: very few people are vain and wealthy enough to invest this much money in cosplay. Just make sure you're one of them.
Honda DN-01
Honda DN-01

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2018-04-12 16:31
When they call them 'organ donors', they aren't thinking of motorbikes that'll go so fast you'll be liquidated when you hit a wall. Live fast, die young, leave a long gristly skid mark down the highway.
Honda CR-X
Honda CR-X

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2018-04-12 16:31
Looks can deceive. The Blista's a small, ugly hatchback, but it's got something special under the hood - a V6 front wheel drive to be precise. Drive it round the city, try not to crash, and don't expect to meet the love of your life... unless they're really faded.
Aprilia RSV4
Aprilia RSV4

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2018-04-12 16:30
The Dinka Double-T is all about speed and acceleration at the expense of comfort and fuel economy. If you're the kind of person who loves the thrill of going 195mph knowing that the slightest bump in the road could give you a hernia at any moment, this is the sports bike for you.
Hennessey Venom F5
Hennessey Venom F5

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2018-04-12 16:30
Human-led design is a thing of the past. This is what happens when you fire your R&D department and leave a supercomputer alone with a textbook on computational fluid dynamics and some provocative anime. End result: to drive a Taipan is to put yourself at the mercy of a ruthless, inhuman dedication to pure speed and improbable curves. Be afraid.
Hennessey VelociRaptor 6x6
Hennessey VelociRaptor 6x6

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2018-04-12 16:29
Your mom lied: size matters. And while we're at it, no one cares what you're like on the inside, money and power are the most important things in life, and naked, sociopathic aggression is demonstrably the best way to get ahead in everything you do. Now you've taken all that on board, your choice of vehicle has already been made. Welcome to the Caracara: time to hop in and spread the word.

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HDT Global Storm SRTV
HDT Global Storm SRTV

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2018-04-12 16:27
Everyone knows that when your enemies are fleeing in hysterical terror they will run and hide in the most hard-to-reach places. And what's the use of your trusty 50cal turret if there are nooks, crannies and boltholes you can't poke it into? Enter the Barrage: one of the most versatile and resilient off-roaders on the planet equipped with upgradeable front and rear-facing turrets. Running and hiding just got a whole lot harder.
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Harley-Davidson XR-750
Harley-Davidson XR-750

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2018-04-12 16:27
There's only one reason to buy a Cliffhanger, but it's all the reason you need. As it sits there between your legs, throbbing gently, a roar of ecstatic virility only a flick of your wrist away, you realize that this is far more than just a series of transparent innuendos: it's the pneumatic appendage you've always dreamed of.
Harley-Davidson V-Rod Night Rod Special
Harley-Davidson V-Rod Night Rod Special

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2018-04-12 16:26
It's amazing what a lick of dark paint and a chubby rear tire can do for a brand. Drop the hillbilly chic and suit up for some matte-black mistique. Ever heard of flogging a dark horse? You have now.
Harley-Davidson Touring Road Glide Custom
Harley-Davidson Touring Road Glide Custom

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2018-04-12 16:26
As every Bagger owner will tell you without a trace of all-consuming regret, "It's a great bike for cruising". Which is another way of saying "It's a great bike for not going anywhere quickly or efficiently". So deep into grandpa chic it comes full circle and achieves gangland charm, this is the bike for you if you can't make up your mind and don't care how you look in the meantime
Harley-Davidson Sportster 1200
Harley-Davidson Sportster 1200

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2018-04-12 16:26
Before your rat bike spent a decade or two submerged in raw sewage it looked like this: clean, classy, without a trace of rust or even the faintest whiff of hobo piss. But though it lacks character, you'll have more than thirty seconds to live if it comes into contact with an open wound, so there's a bright side too.
Harley-Davidson Sportster 1200
Harley-Davidson Sportster 1200

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2018-04-12 16:25
Like any real biker you'd rather spend your hard-stolen cash on smokes, liquor and crates of wet wipes. Well look no further, this is the ride for you. We haven't done much more than scrape off the remains of the previous owner, fill it with enough glue and diesel to keep it together at 80mph, and sell it on. It's like recycling, but really bad for the environment.
Harley-Davidson Panhead
Harley-Davidson Panhead

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2018-04-12 16:25
If you take the time to really get to know the Western Daemon, peeling away the associations with gangland hits, sleaze, class A opiates and illegal firearms as you go, you'll find there's really no reason to buy it at all. Luckily for you some reputations are harder to wash than the skid stains the previous fat-ass left on the saddle, so buckle up.
Harley-Davidson FLHP Road King
Harley-Davidson FLHP Road King

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2018-04-12 16:25
It's an iconic American image... A cop in sunglasses and unnecessarily tight pants, cruising down a dusty freeway on a Sovereign motorbike, pulling over female drivers and offering them two ways to pay their ticket.
Exile Hot Rod
Exile Hot Rod

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2018-04-12 16:24
How can a bike be so stripped down it's souped up? So classic it's contemporary? So expensive it's cheap? We're not sure, but once you're hanging from its mini-ape bars like an orangutan with a leather fetish we're pretty sure it'll come sharply into focus.
Exile Hot Rod
Exile Hot Rod

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2018-04-12 16:24
It's the classic formula: strip it back, lose the fairing, jack the engine, throw on your retro leather jacket and drive straight to the custody hearing without even wearing a helmet because this midlife crisis is making you all kinds of crazy. Make the most of that first and final ride - the alimony's a bitch.
Gibbs Quadski
Gibbs Quadski

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2018-04-12 16:21
If you're a farmer in one of the close-knit communities on the shores of the Alamo Sea, chances are you're congenitally blind. But apart from that it's your lucky day, because not only does Nagasaki's latest quad come with twin front-mounted machine guns, it's also fully amphibious, so you can career off the road and into the highly infectious water without a second thought.
FX Bikes Mountain Moto FX5
FX Bikes Mountain Moto FX5

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2018-04-12 16:21
The act of launching yourself off a fat dirt jump, achieving a torrential climax using nothing more than your powerfully throbbing saddle, and then landing upside down in a heap of shattered bones, engine parts and bodily fluids. Part fetish, part deathwish, part bloodsport.
Oshkosh MTVR
Oshkosh MTVR

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2018-04-12 16:20
Hope you've got a big garage. A 6-wheel army personnel truck with reinforced frame and suspension, the Barracks is ideal for transporting armed troops and car-pooling obese American kids. Built by the US in the 1980s, sold to Iraq in the 1990s, captured from the Iraqis by Americans in the 2000s, the Barracks has a complex bloodline that took us days to get off the seats.
Ford RS200
Ford RS200

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2018-04-12 16:19
The GB200 is an icon of that golden age of sports car design: a mid-engine, four-wheel drive rocket built with the power of a modern supercar and the handling, brakes and safety features of an angry dog. You can play it cool all you like: no matter how many times you take it over 100, the moment the turbo kicks in will have you clenching so hard you won't know if that was an ecstatic climax or a messy follow-through.
Zero to 60 Designs GTT
Zero to 60 Designs GTT

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2018-04-12 15:21
Step one: take the best-looking muscle car the 60's ever saw, and introduce it to the greatest American supercar of the modern era. Step two: leave them alone in a quiet garage with a few dozen shots of high octane gas, plenty of axel grease and nothing else to do. Step three: the Dominator GTX is born, and it's hungry. When your pedigree is this damn good, there's nothing wrong with keeping it in the family.
Ford Mustang
Ford Mustang

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2018-04-12 15:21
Baby boomer teen dream repackaged for the mass market generation. A muscle car without the muscle that's the rental vehicle of choice for tourists looking for a slice of 'real' Americana.
Ford Model B
Ford Model B

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2018-04-12 15:20
Don't worry, the confusion is natural. You see that running board swooping low over the front wheels, that high-set radiator grille, the holder for your cigarette holder, and you're safely back where you belong in the 1920s. But then you see the carbon steel reinforcements to the chassis, the turbo charger and the bullbar, and you're somewhere else altogether. Don't try to make sense of it. Just let it do what it needs to do.
Ford GT
Ford GT

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2018-04-12 15:20
As the rate of infant heart disease suggests, the power to weight ratio has never been America's strong suit - until now. With the FMJ, Vapid put the American supercar on a raw food diet and gave it colonic irrigation. The result? With the same primal engine under bodywork that's 90% carbon fiber and 10% patriotic sentiment, this thing will go 0 to 60 on the back of nothing more than a light sneeze.
Ford GT
Ford GT

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2018-04-12 15:18
They don't make 'em like they used to. Which is why Vapid designed the retro-classic Bullet based on the racing cars of the 1960s, back when nobody gave a crap about carbon footprints or the Ozone layer.
Ford Fiesta RS WRC
Ford Fiesta RS WRC

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2018-04-12 15:18
You know how it is. One moment you're driving to the store, the next you've succumbed to an overwhelming desire to tear some fresh holes in the asphalt. Your doctor says you need extensive psychiatric treatment, but at Vapid we understand that all you need is the right car. Specifically, one that's both a nimble little runner and a demented little hatchback that's forever on the edge of tearing itself into hot little pieces. Let the therapy begin.
Ford Falcon
Ford Falcon

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2018-04-12 15:17
Perhaps THE classic American muscle car. Compact two door sedan made for the greatest generation and lusted after by their jaded children. Cheap to make, and one of the highest-selling new cars in American history - this is what classic American cars were once all about.
Ford F-650
Ford F-650

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2018-04-12 15:17
Medium-duty commercial truck for heavy-duty consumers. Finally, it's a pick-up to go with your two gallon sodas and twenty piece buckets for once. And the ultra-powerful engine can haul you out your bedroom when you weigh in at three tonnes.