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Jeep J8 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:40	The Crusader is a military-grade SUV popular with US armed forces in the Middle East and lesbians in the Pacific North West. Perfect for navigating hostile terrain like bombed-out villages and vegan craft fairs. Its four-cylinder diesel engine comes nowhere near to meeting US emission standards, but we're guessing that carbon footprint isn't top of your priority list
Jeep Grand Cherokee Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:39	A metal cage soldered to a wheel chassis isn't everybody's first choice of car, which is why Canis decided to take their signature off-road car model, encase it in some flimsy bodywork and re-market it as a "Family SUV."
Jeep Crew Chief 715 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:39	Somewhere in the history of the 4x4, America lost its way. The seats got too comfy, the suspension got too forgiving, the stylings got too polished. The Kamacho is a lifeline thrown across fifty years of compromise, taking you right back to a time when a good 4x4 was used for crossing a desert, not making a school run
Isuzu N-Series Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:36	Instead of being stuck behind one of these on a narrow road, why not be the one causing the traffic jam instead? Move everything from furniture to laboratory equipment or keep it empty and just enjoy the ride
Isuzu N-Series Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:36	The Classic commercial delivery truck. Inconspicuous, secure, reliable. What happens in the back, stays in the back.
INKAS Riot Control Vehicle Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:35	In our increasingly divided society, it can be daunting to stand out from the crowd. If you were confronted with a baying mob would you have the courage to stand up to them? How about if you were inside an armor-plated truck equipped with a water cannon and riot control plow? Stand tall, stand proud. The RCV is the quiet support your fearless conviction needs. Please note: This vehicle must be stored in a personal facility and can be modified at the Facility Vehicle Workshop
Infiniti Q45 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:34	The Japanese-made Intruder was launched by Karin to compete in the same market as German high-performance luxury cars (i.e. by copying them exactly using substandard parts and selling for half the price).
Indian 101 Scout Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:34	Ah, the age-old question: how do you get a cool vintage motorbike up a near-vertical hillside strewn with dust, rocks and the remains of lesser drivers? Forget carbon fiber panels and onboard computers. Sometimes a simple problem requires a simple solution, like a rear tire taken from an Armored Personnel Carrier and wrapped in steel chains. Time to get back to basics.
Honda NM4 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:32	Bold and futuristic when you first saw these feet forwards motorcycles in 80s anime, this is as close as you'll get to commuting in a retro movie prop. Carbon fiber bodywork, pointless LED displays, stealth bomber styling: very few people are vain and wealthy enough to invest this much money in cosplay. Just make sure you're one of them.
Honda DN-01 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:31	When they call them 'organ donors', they aren't thinking of motorbikes that'll go so fast you'll be liquidated when you hit a wall. Live fast, die young, leave a long gristly skid mark down the highway.
Honda CR-X Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:31	Looks can deceive. The Blista's a small, ugly hatchback, but it's got something special under the hood - a V6 front wheel drive to be precise. Drive it round the city, try not to crash, and don't expect to meet the love of your life... unless they're really faded.
Aprilia RSV4 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:30	The Dinka Double-T is all about speed and acceleration at the expense of comfort and fuel economy. If you're the kind of person who loves the thrill of going 195mph knowing that the slightest bump in the road could give you a hernia at any moment, this is the sports bike for you.
Hennessey Venom F5 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:30	Human-led design is a thing of the past. This is what happens when you fire your R&D department and leave a supercomputer alone with a textbook on computational fluid dynamics and some provocative anime. End result: to drive a Taipan is to put yourself at the mercy of a ruthless, inhuman dedication to pure speed and improbable curves. Be afraid.
Hennessey VelociRaptor 6x6 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:29	Your mom lied: size matters. And while we're at it, no one cares what you're like on the inside, money and power are the most important things in life, and naked, sociopathic aggression is demonstrably the best way to get ahead in everything you do. Now you've taken all that on board, your choice of vehicle has already been made. Welcome to the Caracara: time to hop in and spread the word. Please note: This vehicle can be modified at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operation Center.
HDT Global Storm SRTV Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:27	Everyone knows that when your enemies are fleeing in hysterical terror they will run and hide in the most hard-to-reach places. And what's the use of your trusty 50cal turret if there are nooks, crannies and boltholes you can't poke it into? Enter the Barrage: one of the most versatile and resilient off-roaders on the planet equipped with upgradeable front and rear-facing turrets. Running and hiding just got a whole lot harder. Please note: This vehicle can be modified at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operations Center.
Harley-Davidson XR-750 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:27	There's only one reason to buy a Cliffhanger, but it's all the reason you need. As it sits there between your legs, throbbing gently, a roar of ecstatic virility only a flick of your wrist away, you realize that this is far more than just a series of transparent innuendos: it's the pneumatic appendage you've always dreamed of.
Harley-Davidson V-Rod Night Rod Special Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:26	It's amazing what a lick of dark paint and a chubby rear tire can do for a brand. Drop the hillbilly chic and suit up for some matte-black mistique. Ever heard of flogging a dark horse? You have now.
Harley-Davidson Touring Road Glide Custom Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:26	As every Bagger owner will tell you without a trace of all-consuming regret, "It's a great bike for cruising". Which is another way of saying "It's a great bike for not going anywhere quickly or efficiently". So deep into grandpa chic it comes full circle and achieves gangland charm, this is the bike for you if you can't make up your mind and don't care how you look in the meantime
Harley-Davidson Sportster 1200 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:26	Before your rat bike spent a decade or two submerged in raw sewage it looked like this: clean, classy, without a trace of rust or even the faintest whiff of hobo piss. But though it lacks character, you'll have more than thirty seconds to live if it comes into contact with an open wound, so there's a bright side too.
Harley-Davidson Sportster 1200 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:25	Like any real biker you'd rather spend your hard-stolen cash on smokes, liquor and crates of wet wipes. Well look no further, this is the ride for you. We haven't done much more than scrape off the remains of the previous owner, fill it with enough glue and diesel to keep it together at 80mph, and sell it on. It's like recycling, but really bad for the environment.
Harley-Davidson Panhead Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:25	If you take the time to really get to know the Western Daemon, peeling away the associations with gangland hits, sleaze, class A opiates and illegal firearms as you go, you'll find there's really no reason to buy it at all. Luckily for you some reputations are harder to wash than the skid stains the previous fat-ass left on the saddle, so buckle up.
Harley-Davidson FLHP Road King Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:25	It's an iconic American image... A cop in sunglasses and unnecessarily tight pants, cruising down a dusty freeway on a Sovereign motorbike, pulling over female drivers and offering them two ways to pay their ticket.
Exile Hot Rod Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:24	How can a bike be so stripped down it's souped up? So classic it's contemporary? So expensive it's cheap? We're not sure, but once you're hanging from its mini-ape bars like an orangutan with a leather fetish we're pretty sure it'll come sharply into focus.
Exile Hot Rod Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:24	It's the classic formula: strip it back, lose the fairing, jack the engine, throw on your retro leather jacket and drive straight to the custody hearing without even wearing a helmet because this midlife crisis is making you all kinds of crazy. Make the most of that first and final ride - the alimony's a bitch.
Gibbs Quadski Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:21	If you're a farmer in one of the close-knit communities on the shores of the Alamo Sea, chances are you're congenitally blind. But apart from that it's your lucky day, because not only does Nagasaki's latest quad come with twin front-mounted machine guns, it's also fully amphibious, so you can career off the road and into the highly infectious water without a second thought.
FX Bikes Mountain Moto FX5 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:21	The act of launching yourself off a fat dirt jump, achieving a torrential climax using nothing more than your powerfully throbbing saddle, and then landing upside down in a heap of shattered bones, engine parts and bodily fluids. Part fetish, part deathwish, part bloodsport.
Oshkosh MTVR Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:20	Hope you've got a big garage. A 6-wheel army personnel truck with reinforced frame and suspension, the Barracks is ideal for transporting armed troops and car-pooling obese American kids. Built by the US in the 1980s, sold to Iraq in the 1990s, captured from the Iraqis by Americans in the 2000s, the Barracks has a complex bloodline that took us days to get off the seats.
Ford RS200 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 16:19	The GB200 is an icon of that golden age of sports car design: a mid-engine, four-wheel drive rocket built with the power of a modern supercar and the handling, brakes and safety features of an angry dog. You can play it cool all you like: no matter how many times you take it over 100, the moment the turbo kicks in will have you clenching so hard you won't know if that was an ecstatic climax or a messy follow-through.
Ford Mustang Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:21	Step one: take the best-looking muscle car the 60's ever saw, and introduce it to the greatest American supercar of the modern era. Step two: leave them alone in a quiet garage with a few dozen shots of high octane gas, plenty of axel grease and nothing else to do. Step three: the Dominator GTX is born, and it's hungry. When your pedigree is this damn good, there's nothing wrong with keeping it in the family.
Ford Mustang Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:21	Baby boomer teen dream repackaged for the mass market generation. A muscle car without the muscle that's the rental vehicle of choice for tourists looking for a slice of 'real' Americana.
Ford Model B Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:20	Don't worry, the confusion is natural. You see that running board swooping low over the front wheels, that high-set radiator grille, the holder for your cigarette holder, and you're safely back where you belong in the 1920s. But then you see the carbon steel reinforcements to the chassis, the turbo charger and the bullbar, and you're somewhere else altogether. Don't try to make sense of it. Just let it do what it needs to do.
Ford GT Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:20	As the rate of infant heart disease suggests, the power to weight ratio has never been America's strong suit - until now. With the FMJ, Vapid put the American supercar on a raw food diet and gave it colonic irrigation. The result? With the same primal engine under bodywork that's 90% carbon fiber and 10% patriotic sentiment, this thing will go 0 to 60 on the back of nothing more than a light sneeze.
Ford GT Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:18	They don't make 'em like they used to. Which is why Vapid designed the retro-classic Bullet based on the racing cars of the 1960s, back when nobody gave a crap about carbon footprints or the Ozone layer.
Ford Fiesta RS WRC Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:18	You know how it is. One moment you're driving to the store, the next you've succumbed to an overwhelming desire to tear some fresh holes in the asphalt. Your doctor says you need extensive psychiatric treatment, but at Vapid we understand that all you need is the right car. Specifically, one that's both a nimble little runner and a demented little hatchback that's forever on the edge of tearing itself into hot little pieces. Let the therapy begin.
Ford Falcon Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:17	Perhaps THE classic American muscle car. Compact two door sedan made for the greatest generation and lusted after by their jaded children. Cheap to make, and one of the highest-selling new cars in American history - this is what classic American cars were once all about.
Ford F-650 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:17	Medium-duty commercial truck for heavy-duty consumers. Finally, it's a pick-up to go with your two gallon sodas and twenty piece buckets for once. And the ultra-powerful engine can haul you out your bedroom when you weigh in at three tonnes.
Ford F-250 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:17	Monster trucking - it's amazing what drunken rednecks will call a sport. Raise your game in the Los Santos road rage wars with The Liberator
Ford F-250 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:16	It doesn't get any more American than this heavy-duty pick-up. Big, brash and loud, the Sandking blusters its way into any environment without a second thought.
Ford F-250 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:16	Boys love trucks, as do dogs, though we don't recommend you put your boy or dog in the back of this baby when ripping through pristine environments. Leave only tire tracks and empty beer cans to let them know you were there
Ford F-250 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:15	No problem getting a pair of 300lb tweens in the back of this bad boy... The Vapid Sadler is a full-size pick-up for full-size Americans. The best-selling and least fuel-efficient vehicle in the United States for over 20 years.
Ford F-150 Trophy Truck Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:15	These days, when any soccer-mom SUV gets to call itself a 4x4, Vapid have decided to remind us what the phrase "off-road" really means. 40 inches of suspension, a tough but lightweight frame, and more horsepower than a cruise missile, all working together to crush any landscape known to man: mountains, valleys, deserts, warzones, schools. Nowhere is safe.
Ford F-100 Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:13	Favorite 50's pickup of San Andreas Lowriders and Liberty City bikers. Smooth lines, chrome details, and shiny paintwork have made the Vapid Slamvan the toy of choice for idiots who won't grow up everywhere.
Ford Expedition Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:12	The Dundreary Landstalker is a full-size luxury SUV driven by people you assume must be drug dealers or trophy wives, because that's easier than dealing with the very real possibility that they might just be more attractive and successful than you are.
Ford Escort Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:12	The Vapid Retinue began it's life as a blue-collar hero: an overpowered, oversteering, gas-guzzler, built and sold for the working man. From those humble beginnings it became one of the most successful rally cars of all time. And now, all that rich history makes it prime hipster bait for the soulful one-percenter for some authenticity. Yep, that's where you come in.
Ford Edge Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:11	One of the best-selling mid-size crossovers on the market today. Enjoy the feel and functionality of an SUV without everybody berating you about your carbon footprint.
Ford Econoline Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:11	Ah, the late 60s, when utility was cool and this thing was affordable. You could never tell if the back contained a hemp-covered den of equality and recreational drug use or a mobile torture chamber for the village psycho. Or both. And that's a tradition we're proud to maintain.
Ford E-Series Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:11	There was a time when the barest mention of the word 'Rumpo' sent a shiver down the spine of every kidnap victim and abductee in America. The Rumpo Custom adds a whole new level of utility to this beloved classic while staying true to those all-important roots. Flood lights, bullet resistant glass and a high ground clearance give you a fighting chance in the country, and a vogueish paramilitary flavor in town.
Ford E-Series Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:10	What happens in the back, stays in the back. The No1 best-selling van among kidnappers and molesters for over 30 years
Ford E-Series Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:10	The Bravado Paradise is the fun, fuel-efficient, compact campervan you've been waiting for, because a family of four entombed in a tiny metal box for a week is everyone's idea of a perfect vacation.
Ford Crown Victoria Grand Theft Auto V (2013)	generalrusty78 2018-04-12 15:10	If you took a cab or got arrested in the 1990s, there's a high chance you ended up in the back of a Vapid Stanier. Discontinued following widespread reports of fuel tanks exploding on impact in rear-end collisions. So try to avoid that

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