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 Devolro Diablo Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Are you a VIP in need of tasteful yet robust transport? Aspiring crimelord with an eye for flexible seating and storage space? Survivalist with thinly veiled paramilitary intentions? However deranged your aspirations, the Vapid Contender has got you covered. | |
 Toyota Truck Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | They don't make you choose between red, white and blue, so why should you compromise when it comes to your pickup? Classic redneck open-top? Check. Rudimentary motorboat? Check. Wide-angle machine gun post? Check. Sometimes demanding everything is the only patriotic thing to do | |
 Toyota Truck Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | "Because bigger ain't always better, get your hands on this compact Japanese all-terrain pickup truck. First time the non-rusted version has been available to purchase with us, so look forward to damaging it yourself." | |
 Toyota Truck Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | You won't worry about trashing this all-terrain pick-up truck - it's pretty much trashed already. At this price, just be grateful that the brakes work. | |
 Toyota Truck Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Just when you thought pickup trucks couldn't get anymore hillbilly, someone put a big ol' gun on the back of one. Celebrate your right to bear arms and your right to guzzle gas at exactly the same time. | |
 Toyota Prius Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The best hybrid in its class. Includes a nifty dashboard screen with animations showing you how much gas you are saving, while completely ignoring the thousand pounds of toxic batteries on board. Go green! | |
 Toyota Camry Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Promoted by Karin as an "attainable luxury vehicle", the Asterope is the perfect car for the middle manager who knows deep down he'll never be a senior executive but can't quite bring himself to admit it yet. | |
 Tesla Roadster Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Voltic was the first highway-capable, all-electric sports car on the market in the United States. Boasts a battery life shorter than your iFruit phone so that you can still call a cab home when you grind to a halt in the middle of nowhere. | |
 Tesla Roadster Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | There's a very sound reason we don't strap space shuttle parts onto sports cars. But no one in the boardroom at Coil knew what that reason was, so here we are. Once you hit the button you're more likely to get into orbit than stay on the road, and no one has yet survived either outcome to tell us if it was worth it. Probably was though. Note, the production model of this vehicle has a longer recharge time on uses of the rocket burst. | |
 Tesla Model S Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Raiden is a masterpiece of understatement. If it pulled up next to you while you were slumped over, sobbing at the lights, you wouldn't bother to look up from your ex's Snapmatic profile. But then the lights go green, and you see it put down the kind of noiseless acceleration that internal combustion can only dream of. Your iFruit falls from your snotty grip, and you think: maybe the world's not so bad after all. | |
 Terradyne Gurkha RPV Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Ironically named light armored personnel vehicle. Perfect for crushing small rebellions in a dictatorship or wiping out peaceful protests in an alleged democracy. This model is fitted with a turret cannon. | |
 Terradyne Gurkha LAPV Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Ironically named light armored personnel vehicle. Perfect for crushing small rebellions in a dictatorship or wiping out peaceful protests in an alleged democracy. | |
 Suzuki Quadsport Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Sure, it's supposed to be a light and flexible ATV for use in agricultural work. But we've given it some cool wings and a stack of extra CCs, which heavily implies to a certain demographic that you'll survive taking it onto the freeway. That's not an assumption we'll ever publicly contradict. Good luck. | |
 Suzuki Quadsport Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Previously, only completists have been able to enjoy this hot-rod styled special edition ATV. The flaming paint job, hood blower and V8 side pipes make this baby sound as good as it looks. Still liable to roll and kill you on the highway though. | |
 Suzuki Quadsport Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | This bike is the perfect price for those who want to risk life and limb on San Andreas freeways. | |
 Suzuki GSX 1300 R Hayabusa Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | There aren't many who've pushed a Hakuchou Drag to the limits of its performance, but you can tell when you meet one: the thousand mile stare, the still-clenched teeth, the thin trickle of blood descending from their now useless ears. It's an exclusive club - you belong there in spirit, now pay up and make it a reality. | |
 Suzuki GSX 1300 R Hayabusa Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | This super-fast sports bike can take you from zero to permanent vegetative state in under two and a half seconds. It's not a question of if this bike will kill you, but when, so pay up, and live dangerously. | |
 Honda Hornet 600 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | A cruiser, for the weekend warrior who is holding on to the dream. | |
 Suzuki Bandit 1200 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Spending time and money converting your sports bike into a streetfighter is like waiting for the passage of time and manual labor to put rips in your jeans - who would bother when that kind of rugged authenticity is available for instant purchase at a wildly inflated price? Just hit that button to double your credibility, guaranteed | |
 Suzuki 125 ER Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Cross country bike that can literally go across the country. Over-sized gas tank, increased durability, long-travel suspension, blood guards. You'll want one of these in your garage when society inevitably collapses. | |
 SMG Buggy V8 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Disaster zones, urban riots, civil wars - they make for some affordable vacations and some edgy snapmatic albums, but they can be awkward to traverse. Luckily for you and everyone on the receiving end of your sepia-tinted filter, the Desert Raid is here to make craters, rubble and the bodies of the innocent feel like a giant red carpet. | |
 smart fortwo Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The giant German carmaker's leap into the micro market. Designed for the narrow, parking space deprived roads of Europe, this is sure to stick out on the eight lane freeways, and in the mile-wide parking lots of Los Santos, until you get crushed by an SUV driven by an over-medicated housewife. | |
 Shelby GT500 'Eleanor' Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Oversized, oversexed, overpowered and understeered, this is the car that joined cheap contraception and masturbatory guitar solos to form the unholy trinity of Baby Boom Americana. But before you reach for your vintage jacket and the sepia filter on your Snapmatic, be warned: this old dog has torn the limbs off braver hipsters than you... | |
 Shelby Cobra Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Mamba harks back to a simpler time in car design, when the only real question was how much engine you could cram into an elegant frame before it tore itself apart. Judging from the night morality rate Declasse hit a winning formula - but don't take our word for it. Once you hit the freeway and feel that primal roar beneath you as the bodywork starts to disintegrate, you'll know you made the right choice. | |
 Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus 003S Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | This is not a hypercar. It's not a sports prototype or a concept GT. It's something else. Something much, much better. And this isn't even an advert for whatever it is. The Autarch doesn't need an advert. It doesn't need anything it doesn't have already, least of all the approval of an irrelevance like you. No, you need it: more than you need money, dignity or life itself. Go on, we dare you not to buy it. | |
 Rolls-Royce Phantom VII Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Synonymous with style and luxury, the interior of Super Diamond has so much leather and wood, it's like sitting in a library. The historic British car manufacturer was taken over by the Germans in the late 90s, with no hard feelings whatsoever. | |
 Rolls-Royce Dawn Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | How do you improve on something as flawlessly pompous as the Enus Windsor? The answer is something you need to experience to believe: so hop inside, mash the touchscreen interface, feel the canvas roof glide away above you, and gaze in triumph at all the lowly pedestrians as your appalling toupee flutters away in the 30mph breeze. | |
 Rolls-Royce Wraith Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Blurring the lines between an automobile and an English aristocrat's mansion, this is a car that could even give a nu-metal fan an air of class and taste. The bumbling manufacturer made the aerodynamics so poor and the chassis so heavy that its dual-turbo engine can barely get it to a kerb-crawl, but that's part of (or all of) its British charm. | |
 Rimac Concept One Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The Coil Cyclone is here to prove one thing: the days of the internal combustion engine are over. Sure, it was fun while it lasted. Just like your psychotic, knife-wielding ex was phenomenal in bed. But that fossil-fuelled comfort zone is about to be nothing more than a distant speck in your rear-view mirror as you surrender to this harbinger of the electric age. True power is here. Drive the lightning. | |
 Porsche Mission E Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | When the history of the electric car is written, it will begin with the Pfister Neon. Everything else - all the ridiculous eco-vans and hybrid fetishes - has been foreplay. Now Pfister have dropped their pants, and the battery-powered action can really begin. | |
 Porsche 918 Spyder Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Meet the future of hybrid tech: Pfister took billions of dollars in subsidies for low-carbon research and used it to refine an electric motor until it gives more kick than a turbo charger. And don't worry about accidentally investing in the environment: the assembly process alone produces enough CO2 to offset two thousand acres of otherwise useless rainforest. Win-win. | |
 Porsche 911 GT2 RS Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Forget everything you think you know about the Pfister Comet. Forget cruising through Vinewood with a bellyful of whiskey dropping one-liners about the size of your bonus. Forget picking up sex workers and passing them off as your fiancé at family gatherings. The SR was made for only one thing: to make every other sports car look like it's the asthmatic kid in gym. Now get in line. | |
 Porsche 911 GT2 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | You always wanted one of these when in high school - and now you can have the car that tells everyone yes, these are implants - on your head and in that dizzy tart next to you. Boom. You go, tiger. | |
 Porsche 911 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Is there nothing the Pfister Comet cannot do? If you were a venture capitalist looking for the shortest route to your next midlife crisis, the Comet was your first and only choice. If you wanted something that preserved the classic reek of desperation but added a street-racer twist, the Retro Custom was top of the list. And now, if you're looking for something to slam around a hairpin bend in three feet of uphill mud, the Comet Safari has got you covered Please note: Weapon modifications can only be applied at a Vehicle Workshop inside an Avenger or Mobile Operations Center. | |
 Porsche 911 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | For a whole generation of the San Andreas elite, this isn't just a car. From the onboard champagne cooler to the suede back seat where you pawed your first gold digger - The Pfister Comet was something that made you who you are. And now, thanks to Benny reinventing it as a gnarly, riveted urban dragster, it'll be broadcasting your escalating midlife crisis for years to come. | |
 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am 'KITT' Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | It's better looking than you. It can fire machine guns and rocket launchers more accurately than you. It can jump higher than you and it's always got a parachute. Your mother prefers its company to yours. You know what they say: if you can't beat it, own it, and pray people don't notice that all your belongings are cooler than you are. Note, the production model of this vehicle has a reduced missile capacity | |
 Plymouth Fury Sport Suburban Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Signature Dundreary grille, opulent wood panelling, roomy luggage compartment, and a roof rack for the family dog - the ultimate vehicle to live the 1960s suburban dream today. | |
 Suzuki AN 125 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | The modern urban thug doesn't need fat tires, massive cylinders and reinforced bodywork to make the streets his kingdom. Welcome to a world where the only ride you need has recycled plastic panels, the wheels off a shopping cart and the same engine as your refrigerator. And trust us, when your crew rolls into town that deafening high-pitched whine will strike fear and lust into the hearts of your enemies. | |
 Piaggio Vespa Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | A certain kind of man drives a scooter. Is that you? | |
 Piaggio Vespa Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | A certain kind of man looks at a scooter and thinks "it's fine, but it doesn't reflect how unique I am - it needs some interesting mod options". If that's you (it is) then don't fret, your minute-long search has finally come to an end. | |
 Peterbilt 362 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Like a cinder block to the jaw or an impending meteor strike, the blank stare of the Hauler Custom speaks the universal language of pitiless strength. | |
 Peterbilt 359 EXHD Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | If freedom had six wheels, a diesel engine and reinforced bodywork this is probably what it would look like. | |
 Peterbilt 359 EXHD Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Every trucker's been there: you've held down your air horn for ten minutes straight, and still the solar-powered eco-cart in front of you is sticking to the speed limit. Thanks to the Phantom, their reign of tyranny ends where your 20-foot, easy-wipe steel wedge begins. Let freedom ring. | |
 Pagani Huayra Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Osiris drivers boast the shortest average life expectancy of any consumer demographic of America. They live, briefly, in a world of bygone opulence and hyper-modern engineering. The 0.3 seconds between leaving the showroom and arriving at their first corner are the most exhilarating blur in their short, short lives. Only the stupidly rich need sign up to the waiting list. | |
 Oshkosh M977 HEMTT Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Remember your old flatbed truck? This is nothing like that. The Wastelander could carry your old flatbed truck across the surface of Mars without using even half the travel on its mile-high, man-eating suspension. Stick a few heavily armed friends in the back and it's time for some good, wholesome fun. | |
 Orange County Choppers Original Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Join the almost hubless revolution and get a hole in your wallet as big as the one in your back wheel. Nothing says weekend warrior like this custom chopper, khakis, and a leather jacket. | |
 Orange County Choppers 20th Anniversary Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | OK, so it's not technically road legal. Or even vaguely safe. And with those forks you better get good at three point turns. But if you can get past all that you can cruise straight into your Goth biker death cult of choice. | |
 Orange County Choppers 20th Anniversary Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Something deep within the American psyche cries out to do 100mph in a glorified lounge chair, and dammit if LCC aren't going to answer the call when they hear it. Don't get too comfy though, cos the engine sounds like it's gargling rocks and your left ankle is never more than a few inches from an open flybelt. | |
 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Tricking out a near-perfect muscle car like the Sabre is a fine art. A mainstream mod shop won't understand that its deafening wheelspin isn't inefficient - it's the foreplay a car like this requires. Its brakes aren't dangerously unresponsive, they're smooth and gradual. The lack of protection isn't careless, it's thrilling. Luckily for you, here at Benny's we can serve a whole lot of style without adding one tiny bit of substance. It's what a car this stupid deserves. | |
 Oldsmobile 442 Grand Theft Auto V (2013) | Get 'em while they're hot. The classic Stallion muscle car's been imported from Liberty City to Los Santos. You might find some baggies or baggy rubbers tucked into the back seat, but that's part of this lady's charm. She's a dime |